Lord Grump

[Lord Grump @GMpauldrons]

I haven't been on Twitter in a long time. Decided to pop it open and have a look, and nothing on my timeline was from anyone I follow.

[ProbablyBadRPGIdeas @BadProbably]

Lawful characters can't use magic.

Breaks the laws of physics, don't y'know?

[ProbablyBadRPGIdeas @BadProbably]

"Grandma what big muscles you have"
"All the better to yeet you with my dear"

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[ProbablyBadRPGIdeas @BadProbably]

Make the Paladin code of conduct less restrictive by saying that you can do evil acts but you have to release a tearful apology video on youtube afterwards

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hazel. That's her night shirt. If it's on, that means it's snuggle time. Any delays to snuggle time are unacceptable. 12/10

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

brunch is what you go to when you're too cowardly to admit you want to drink in the morning

[Eddy Rivas @eddyrivas]

Me, the DM, once again asking you to please be familiar with the details of your own character sheet

[Images with Banjo-Kazooie Music @ImagesBanjo]

Main Title - Banjo-Kazooie

[Lord Grump @GMpauldrons]

@beaglerush @deliciousbees

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

got my second jab, driving home my kid said "daddy, you got your fauci ouchie!"
i laughed
then i realized that happened to someone else
then i realized i didnt have a kid
THEN i realized i wasnt driving
i awoke on the nevada border with a cell phone with one text: "save them"

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

could a gorilla with a chainsaw defeat a swarm of one hundred bats armed with tiny knives

[Lord Grump @GMpauldrons]

@RydiaMyst Stop shoving things into your eyes

[Dan Salvato @dansalvato]

If your paladin loves Mediterranean food, their alignment is falafel good

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The best thing you can do today is to speak out against violence toward Asians in this country, especially if you yourself are not Asian. Thank you to all who use their platform to spread support and love.

[Lord Grump @GMpauldrons]

@petite_medic Quality meme

[Kelly Turnbull @Coelasquid]

Man, this Nintendo Direct has everything, No More Heroes III, Stubbs the Zombie, the death of Rush Limbaugh. Thanks Nintendo!

[Lord Grump @GMpauldrons]

Of all the ways to find out I am hot girl

[jenna marie 🦋⭐️ @nothingswrongjj]

All hot girls like stuffed animals and have stomach issues

[Lord Grump @GMpauldrons]

I'm seeing a lot of fan art of Zelda with a sniper rifle. I haven't looked at any new Breath of the Wild stuff recently, and now I'm too scared this excitement is for nothing.

[Maroon 🍉 @Maroontus]

Happy Valentines! Made this for someone very special to me 🥰🥰🥰@pxndxpop_ 🥰🥰🥰

#ValentinesDay