Trump allegedly thinking about renaming Lake Michigan “Lake Michelle Obama” is hilarious.
I’d support it just for the chaos.
That long-ass lake sitting there with Michelle Obama’s name stretched all the way down it would have people losing their minds for weeks.
Trump wouldn’t even have to say anything after that.
Just rename the lake, grab a Diet Coke, and watch half the internet spontaneously combust.
That’s comedy.
🚨LEGEND: On July 2, 1982, a truck driver from California flew 16,000 feet into the sky… in a lawn chair.
Larry Walters, 33, from San Pedro, had always dreamed of flying. He bought 42 helium weather balloons, tied them to a regular Sears lawn chair, strapped on a parachute, packed a BB gun (to shoot balloons for descent), a CB radio, sandwiches, and a six-pack of beer.
He expected to float a few hundred feet above his backyard.
He cut the rope — and shot straight up like a rocket to 16,000 feet.
He drifted directly into the main approach path for Los Angeles International Airport. Two airline pilots radioed the tower reporting a man in a lawn chair holding a gun at 16,000 feet.
For 45 minutes he floated over Los Angeles, freezing, too scared to shoot any balloons in case he fell. Eventually he started popping them one by one and slowly came down.
He landed tangled in power lines in Long Beach, causing a blackout. When police arrested him and asked why he did it, Walters replied:
“A man can’t just sit around.”
The FAA fined him $4,000. He became a national folk hero — “Lawnchair Larry” — and later inspired the movie *Up*.
One of the greatest true American stories of pure, ridiculous, beautiful ambition.
Clarence Thomas grew up in crushing poverty. He studied to become a priest. He became a college radical and even found himself in a riot in Harvard Square.
His journey to becoming one of America’s great conservative jurists is extraordinary.
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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just DROPPED A BOMBSHELL that will SHAKE every public school in America to its CORE!
Any school telling innocent kids they’re “trapped in the wrong body” is now OFFICIALLY GUILTY OF CHILD ABUSE.
Listen to the President’s own words:
“Every public school in America is now on notice that if they tell a child that they’re trapped in the wrong body, they are committing child abuse!”
“And as we remove the far left extremism from the classroom, we’re taking historic action to ensure that every child in America has access to a first-class education.”
THIS is the fight for our children’s future.
THIS is why millions voted.
THIS changes EVERYTHING.
Share if you stand with the kids.
Comment if you’re ready for the reckoning.
I voted for THIS. 🔥🔥🔥
🚨CRYPTO INVESTORS: DO NOT SCAN THIS QR CODE
A fake IRS notice is being mailed to crypto holders directing them to a bogus “Digital Asset Compliance Portal.”
It looks very convincing. It isn’t real.
Please spread the word.
The Indiana Fever have fired head coach Stephanie White following her controversial post-game remarks regarding Dijonai Carrington’s foul and actions against Sophie Cunningham.
The decision comes amid mounting backlash, with the team’s Board of Directors reportedly calling an emergency meeting to address the situation.
A new head coach is expected to be revealed tomorrow ahead of the Fever’s game against the New York Liberty.
If Sophie Cunningham had clotheslined a black player attempting a layup, been kicked out of the game, and then tweeted black privilege from the locker room, @wnba would have already suspended her for the season and maybe banned her for life. We all know this is true.
@Crypt0Senseii I’m full blown MAGA, but the blame gets put on the Republicans for not removing cloture and putting the vote on the floor
Only 7% of these people agree
Stop blaming others and use the majority now while we still have it
Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡
@RedWavePress Put it on the election ballot and let the ppl decide since the Senate can’t represent their constituents. Then again they could rig that too
🚨 JUST IN: Zohran Mamdani admits he does NOT have the power to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu, following a “legal review”
This guy KNEW that from the start. But he’s a con artist.
It’s ALL an act. All his “voters” got played.