Megan Garcia

should I bring snacks?

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

the letter Q comes a little too early in the alphabet. i feel like it should in the last 3-5

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

can we just remember that Elon Musk named his child X Æ A-Xii

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

i’m gonna need my gps robot voice to roll its R’s when driving around spanish speaking countries please

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

what is the appropriate number of days to visit your family? please advise. i keep overshooting

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

bitches be using charcuterie boards as their full artistic expression

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

the second i see someone talking to the camera on an ig story its an immediate NEXT

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

is there a time cap on how long you can be in an existential crisis? i’m going on two years

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

I’ve just discovered that you can see every Google review anyone has ever written and I think this needs to be added to the normal social media stalking that happens before dating someone

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

I’m convinced there’s love stories through facebook marketplace. People just giving out their addresses and meeting up. #yourtrashismytreasure #facebookmarketmatch

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

can we bring caboodles back? my makeup is unorganized af #wasthe90stypeA?

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

The Oakland Target having the deodorant locked up has me a month in to not owning deodorant because I can’t handle the employee standing there while I smell them all. #stank #BO-is-in

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

why do airport bathroom stalls barely have enough room for your luggage to fit inside with you??

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

my therapist just said ‘love ya’ on accident when I was leaving. I think we need to unpack that next session

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

Meat loaf needs a serious rebrand. Moving forward I’m saying it in french like the other fancy foods - ‘pain de viande’

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

Nevermind, the ‘caves’ category.

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

just came out of an hour long black hole of the ‘omg’ category on AirBnb. highly recommend.

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

driving is the strangest form of non verbal communication. you’re either way too polite with ‘the no you go’ stand off or way too mean with full blown road rage

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

is there a masterclass on basic car mechanics cause im asking to get taken advantage of at the auto shop right now. saying i don't know ANYTHING about cars was probs not a good move

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

i used to be funny

[Megan Garcia @GNARC1A]

sup? only been 7 years