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if you know me you know me and you found me here. cheers

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The older I get, the more I just want peace and quiet

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9/10 times young people will just latch themselves on to something "exciting & edgy" and base their entire identity off of it.

Eventually, most grow up and realize they were just embarrassingly desperate for...something.

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When I was younger, I used to think it would be better if I had a lot of friends. Now I'm older and realize it's better to have a few "right" friends.

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I'm not swayed by people if they are "nice" to me

And swayed by confirmed repeated patterns of behavior over a long period of time

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I. Am. So. Sick. Of. Artists. Sampling. Other. People's. Music. Holy. Shit. Nobody. Can. Do. Anything. Original. Anymore.

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Life is so much easier and better when you just get all the stupid awkward stuff out of the way as soon as possible at the beginning.

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Life tip:

Just be honest if you don't know something. It's way better than pretending and getting caught.

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I finally tried Dubai chocolate.

It’s good.

…not “$16 for a single bar” good -but good.

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I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but at this point if a bunch of weird stuff ended up being true all along I would not be shocked like, at all

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Literally just binged all the final season of Squid game. Yes all 6 1-hour long episodes- in my couch. Eating grilled cheese and pizza.

So worth it

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I seriously wish Chris Farley was still alive. Gaaahhhh that guy was a comedic genius. Gone too soon.

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They should make a new boy band but with one random ass fat bald guy in the group.

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$24 - Why are Crocs so expensive now? Aren’t they supposed to be the “dumass” shoe that were invented as a joke?

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Yeah, I would totally survive a zombie apocalypse

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Actually, now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure key and Peele did a skit on this already

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned in all my years of living in LA, it’s that women- DO NOT even TRY to start a fight with a gay guy.

They absolutely will not hold back, have no chivalry towards you and you will not win.

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@NATERERUN It’s like watching two people, trying to see who can “be the bigger oppressed person”

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@Crixxsten My God, people are terrible at math in the comments

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So… Yeah. Without even realizing it, I made the biggest rookie mistake of all.

-Eating spicy food and drinking coffee at the same time

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I have a black uncle, a half Russian cousin and I'm the half Korean odd sheep of a huge Italian family of like 200 members and I never even met an entire branch of my mom's side.

Man. I really am Mr worldwide.