GNLM Corrections

Official corrections from our Global New Light of Myanmar Corrections Department. "To err is human, to correct is our Corrections Department duty!!"

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Mistakes Must Be Corrected Before It Is Too Late. Our Corrections Department motto pronounced by our Director. https://t.co/AkqbTnFq8j

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Sorry for lack of my posting long time as I’m very depressing, so much mistakes for our Corrections Department to handle with few staffs. But today I so proud my Opinion accepted to publish in newspaper!! I’m discuss about philosophy and ethic and even robots.

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Grade: F
Must to repeat study.

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Correction: This have nothing to do with pagoda opening

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Is metaphor

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CLARIFICATION: Other countries mean Syria and North Korea

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@howisthatspelt We’ve running out of gold ink. All newspaper is Bullshit Box nowadays.

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Tatmadaw and Myanmar Police Force personal, who’ve only tank, machine gun and stun grenade, have bravely confronted demonstrator with very dangerous fire extinguisher, umbrella and some chilli sauce (hot one, not sweet one).

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https://t.co/Jk9M1EYChq

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“To protect people from all dangers”

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CORRECTION: Since this is bullshit, we should have put inside gold Bullshit Box. Error is regretted!!

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Bullshit box speak truth!! All false news in today issue of newspaper.

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Our GNLM Correction Department are upgraded gold box to official “Bullshit Box”. All other page are just ordinary Fake News. (Except is true about Taikkyi, my girlfriend’s native!!)

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I’m regret to inform that Our Correction Department can’t keep up with many numbers of corrections needs in newspaper. That’s why, we have new policy to inform gentle readers when something is correct. All other is mistake.

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CORRECTION: Correct caption read “Traffic policewoman showing 3 finger salute while empty civil servant ferry passing by”

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Competition Time!! Please to spot odd one out:

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Our Corrections Department working under Short Staffs and other pressures these day!! That’s why, if we’ve to publish Fake News, we put in golden box like this.

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Not only Our Corrections Department but all staffs of newspaper joining CDM today!!

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No, I’m think is NOT seat left symbolically empty for Aung San Suu Kyi

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@AlecWilmot @KelleyCurrie Only if you returning my stapler and other stationery items you took.

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We’ll do!! @sstrangio currently have the mug. Mr Strangio, could you kindly send mug to Ms Curry when you’ve finish with it??

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@GNLM_Correction Love it! Yes please- DM me for the address if you’re serious.