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everyone DNI

[TOMBOYCEL @GOATM0MMY]

RENT-LOWERING GUNSHOT PINNED TWEET because my retweets may not make it clear
IF YOU DO NOT LOVE 🇵🇸 OR DO NOT LOVE WOKE OR ARE ANTISEMITIC THEN GET OFF MY PAGE AND GO BACK TO HELL

[Old-School 3D Renders @Old_School_3D]

Snake's Ambition, by Michel de Rooij (1999)

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Wrong turn (1/3)

[not ccrossszn @NYGovPres_67]

all things considered this still feels like something out of an autistic alternate wiki box timeline

[HWIOC @NobodyIsOurGuy]

"Just learn pyromancy bro the College of Winterhold was 5 gold a semester when I was young bro just pull yourself up by your horker straps bro."

[Toya VA @LakeToyaVA]

"Yeah this guy was mean to the Chainsmoker Cat mangaka so they fired him and then God killed him."

Jesus christ

[Jack Perks @JackPerksPhoto]

By far this is the most viral clip I've filmed in my career ending up on various tv shows, a gif on whatsapp (type in fish) and multiple memes though 99% of people aren't aware it was me who filmed this over 10 years ago now! I'm slightly worried this clip will be my legacy!

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

they say you are what u eat #CrackerWithALilCheese

[joy! @eedlejoy]

less popular than my other stuff but i had a lot of fun working on it

[bergs @aseriousmang]

why, yes, I listen to “intelligent dance music,” “sophistipop,” “progressive rock,” and, of course, “ska for geniuses”

[Tr33cat @SrTreecat]

Oviraptor got them shoes on!

[sthef fulequis @boohsthef]

Cartela de adesivos das lésbicas verdes!!!!

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

I have control over these little beautiful things. I choose to drown them in beer and nicotine and stress them out by reading 5 books a month all called You’re Fucked: Powerless and Alone in the 21st century. Once every few weeks I’ll be in a good mood. A kind of false respite

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

[TOMBOYCEL @GOATM0MMY]

@THE__BILLDOZER @sexytwerp

[Birds Flutter @birdsflutter]

birdwatching

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Working weekends when your friends have weekends off

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made.

[Grug @GrugKillMammoth]

Grug always tell tale of Gundam: Witch from Mercury

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Fun fact: ALL beetles I showed 9/11 to lived up to a triple their average life span. I'm not sure what to do with this information but I felt the dire need to make this public