PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT

I can reeead your mind with my all seeing eye… I’m kidding, I can’t really do that!

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

Temp Pinned
#KIURP #MVRP

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

You Might Want To Get To Her On That, Yes.

[— 𝓓ᴀʀᴋ 𝓟ɪᴛ。 ໒꒱ @N0TPittoo]

I’ll have to talk with Viridi about this… I dunno what a 401k is, but it sounds like something I’d want.

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

You eat the harvested souls of your own troops. Which is morally abhorrent, followed by being bad for your cholesterol.

[𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐒. @INFERNALTHEME]

"Hades, what does Palutena do as ruler of Skyworld"

And the answer is live like a twitch streamer apparently

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

As healthy humored as I am, Dark Pit, no, I never joke about workers being under compensated for their work.

[— 𝓓ᴀʀᴋ 𝓟ɪᴛ。 ໒꒱ @N0TPittoo]

No, seriously. Are you messing with me?

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

Oh My Me, you poor thing.

[— 𝓓ᴀʀᴋ 𝓟ɪᴛ。 ໒꒱ @N0TPittoo]

What’s a 401k…

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

Tell me she at least pays you overtime or manages your 401K.

[— 𝓓ᴀʀᴋ 𝓟ɪᴛ。 ໒꒱ @N0TPittoo]

This… entire time…

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

@MEDUSADISM Queen of Makai realm? Long flowing hair, sustains herself on reading books? Surprised you've never heard of her.

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

Yes...? Heating and air conditioning are really easy for me to do for Pit.

[— 𝓓ᴀʀᴋ 𝓟ɪᴛ。 ໒꒱ @N0TPittoo]

Is… is that something she can do?

[𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐀 @MEDUSADISM]

I'm going to destroy England but NOT Wales or Scotland.

[— 𝓓ᴀʀᴋ 𝓟ɪᴛ。 ໒꒱ @N0TPittoo]

Are. Are you sure?

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

Does Viridi not give you heating when you're flying?

[— 𝓓ᴀʀᴋ 𝓟ɪᴛ。 ໒꒱ @N0TPittoo]

It’s cold at this time of year!

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

There's a story behind that, right?

[— 𝓓ᴀʀᴋ 𝓟ɪᴛ。 ໒꒱ @N0TPittoo]

Yes.

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

...the Canada part of this is where you draw the line?

[— 𝓓ᴀʀᴋ 𝓟ɪᴛ。 ໒꒱ @N0TPittoo]

At least it’s not me. I’d hate to go to Canada

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

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[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

There's a /reason/ Pit's captain of the royal guard. He's reliable, strong willed, and has the earnest valor of a hero.

Also, the other angels are better at going out to pick up grub hub orders.

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

Pit, I'm going to send you out to Val-des-Sources. Underworld forces are gathering there.

[PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT @GODESSKNOWITALL]

Okay now that everyone's here [ starts sweeping all the accumulated dust on Skyworld off ]