GOLD!!! ☆

nat turner would be so proud of me—✨ 22, He/Him, Reigning Champion of the Johto League! ‘cos all these MOTHERFUCKAS got they style from ME!!!!

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https://t.co/szL4US9Hef

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ok back to bed (actual pic of me)

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yawwwn. that was a good nap

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🍒: ok logging out now if i ever come up with funny jokes for him ill come back i guess

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and them big fat bitches will burn in hell

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🍒 : https://t.co/vz1fJLeQZE

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just took a very hot shower on god i feel like im melting

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🍒 : too lazy to deactivate all my accounts if you see them just like pretend theyre not real i aint loggin back in. i will still be on main tho!

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🍒 : logged in just to make those jokes. gonna be leaving (maybe) peetee arr pee becos im just very busy. i miss gold sometimes but i rarely have any muse for him :(

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ahh

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like yeah maybe its a little slow and cant handle higher encrypted wifi (whatever that means) but idgaf

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unlike you guys i take care of my things which is why my poketch works like a fucking charm almost 20 years after release

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@saturnaIian oh okay sorry let me tell gemi to change his device registration to a poketch for a silly joke

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@saturnaIian more useful than the applin watch

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🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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ME WHEN

[✞ @CAT_THEDRAL]

BREAKIN' NEWS: BILL SONEZAKI - CREATOR OF THE PC STORAGE SYSTEM, ACTUALLY RESPECTS WOMEN! YEAH, HE THINKS WOMEN ARE ALRIGHT! VERY COOL!

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@silentchxmp hmmmmm.

[ squinting. ]

WELL. if you say so, squirt. [ why would you call someone that. ]

[ he opens the jar with ease. ]