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And lo I say unto thee, what party art thou affiliated?

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@JerryFalwellJr @realDonaldTrump

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@JerryFalwellJr @realDonaldTrump

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@JerryFalwellJr @realDonaldTrump Great job, Jerry. Grab that moral ambiguity right by the pussy.

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@marcorubio Like the time you made dick jokes and didn't win the nomination?

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@Franklin_Graham @POTUS Yeah that must be it. Certainly the lying, tweeting, chauvanist has no share of the blame.

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@GovMikeHuckabee Like that time @TedNugent threatened the president and everyone was so outraged.... Oh.... Wait...

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The moment you can't reasonably explain something so you just make up some bull shit and call it biblical #Covfefe

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@navgunr @Franklin_Graham So non-whisky drinkers?

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@Franklin_Graham Never too soon to fear monger

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@navgunr @Franklin_Graham So only tax white land owners?

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@Franklin_Graham As God intended. Gotta keep as much of those offerings in your pockets as possible, right Frankie?

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@newtgingrich Never too late to cash in. #shameless

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@FaithBased92 @Franklin_Graham It's ok. I'll light a candle for you and our multimillionaire friend. Maybe prayers and candles will help those Syrian kids find refuge

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@IvankaTrump Just as long as those kid's stay the hell out of the United States, right? #GOPchristianity

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@Love_The_Donald @Franklin_Graham Not unaware, just unimpressed

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@Franklin_Graham Because doing costs too much

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@Franklin_Graham Because praying is our favorite way to not actually do anything. So much easier than welcoming the widows and orphans #RefugeesWelcome

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@GovMikeHuckabee Isn't this the part where you and @Franklin_Graham blame the gays for the weather?

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@marcorubio So much easier to drop bombs than help refugees. Oh little Marco, so much easier to quote the Bible than to live by it. #RefugeesWelcome