Impotent Elephant

Greedily gobbling Putin's hefty balls and sloppily slurping his girthy shaft.

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Before he died, my father never missed an episode of 69 Minutes. Scott Pelley was wrong: CBS didn’t just murder it -they cut off its balls first. I’m glad he didn’t live long enough to see this.

#FuckCBS

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@EastEndJoe A lot of us would. I’d be happy if he just did it in NASA’s vacuum simulator.

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@PensFan07x @RightSideR3bel I’m saving it for when Obama posts them, you window-licker.

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@RightSideR3bel Because he’s a charlatan who doesn’t care about your silly superstitions and has never professed any way to be a Chriiiiiiiiiiistian. Thank you for proving yet again that people of faith are gullible morons.

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I gotta say, watching a bunch of delusional Evangitards who have been hyping Trump as “God’s chosen one” lose their shit over his “Savior” delusions is just… chef’s kiss 😚👌

My expectations were already at ground level, but here come the religious nut jobs with their shovels.

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@GPX_News Trump and MAGA elevated denying reality to an art form. Thanks to AI, now we can all do it, and it’s no longer controversial. This could be 100% authentic, but it’s irrelevant now, because our technology has slathered everything with a thick glaze of plausible deniability.

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I’ll take “Bullshit we made up to pump our sagging engagement metrics” for $400, Alex!

See what I did there? I mocked your asinine clickbait without actually engaging with it or tagging you. Your sad, manipulative karma-farming tactic FAILED, and you should delete your account.

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@KerryBurgess The only difference between this and “Allahu Akbar” is the Karen haircut and the yoga top. 🙄

Why do we all have to die for a few idiots’ superstitions??

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@BrittanyinTexas *Bored.

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@service__desk_ Franklin, if you had any useful information for me beyond what's available in FedEx's shitty apps and website, it would only infuriate me more to know you couldn't communicate it in a TIMELY MANNER in the first place. I'm not interested in your excuses.

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Jesus Fucking Christ. Why the fuck does anybody still do business with @FedEx??

When it absolutely, positively HAS to get there eventually, and MAYBE. 🤬

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Call me old fashioned, @FedEx, but I think if you can't keep your delivery promises, you should take the dick out of your mouth long enough to update your customers instead of fucking them out of half their weekend. I know that dick is tasty, but Jesus Christ. You have ONE JOB.

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This morning, I woke to NBC’s “Breaking News” music and was crestfallen to learn cholesterol still hasn’t done its job. {sigh}
#PrinceWhoGivesAFuck

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@factpostnews And yet, if we just taxed billionaires fairly, we wouldn’t all have to work until we drop or become dependent and Medicare and big Pharmaaaaoooohhh… I get it now! Well played, sir!

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@Shensilver1146 @Nick_Rogue_ Everybody?? That’s really gonna put a crimp in Cracker Barrel and Waffle House sales for a day. You might want to reconsider summoning the Gravy Seals until you are prepared to deal with the economic blowback.

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@Nick_Rogue_ There is a greater than zero chance there is dried semen on that thing.

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Another Nazi incel Jake Lang struggling with masculinity issues thinking that becoming Far Right will give off a strong impression. Nah bro. There is more testosterone in a cup of coffee than there is in Mike Lang.

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Careful, bro. Those swishy Latin hips are gonna show up on ICE’s RADAR 😘

#JakeLang #GravySeals #CosplayCultist

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@JillianMichaels @POTUS @realDonaldTrump It has nothing to do with the volume of people deported, and everything to do with the cruelty of the method. You should think twice before dabbling in “whataboutism” and finding rationale for the White Nationalists destroying America, because karma is a motherfucker.

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@JillianMichaels @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Sad that you’ve fallen for this garbage, Jillian. I used to respect you. Fact is, if border security was as important to MAGATs as they claim, then Obama and Clinton’s deportation records should make them DARLINGS of the Right. This is not the “dunk” you think it is.