Goofy Old Paranoids☮️🟧

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[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Talarico: “You may not be interested in politics, but politics is interested in you. Your boss at work, he cares about politics. Your landlord, he cares about politics. Your insurance company cares about politics. Until you care about politics, they’re gonna keep using the political system to screw you over”

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

"We close hospitals and schools in Texas -- so that we can bomb schools and hospitals abroad."

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇺🇸 Thomas Massie says Americans should stop consuming Fox News slop and should start paying attention to their pockets being drained by inflation.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

A complete laughingstock

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The Trump admin has withdrawn its subpoenas from reporters who wrote about the lack of security on Trump's new Qatari jet.

This comes after a federal judge concluded that the subpoenas were mishandled and delivered to reporters' homes to intimidate them.

[Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 @commons96055467]

Todd Blanche lied. The slush fund of $1.76 billion is not dead. Trump is just waiting for the right moment, just before the election, to bribe an army of Jan6r criminals to disrupt the Election Day. They know how to storm buildings.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

WHOA, shit is getting real:

More Americans say they would vote for a Democratic Socialist than for a MAGA candidate.

Because child care, Healthcare, and housing solutions matter more than conspiracy theories.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

BREAKING: Leaked Andrew Tate texts are looking VERY bad for the Trump admin…

Texts from Andrew Tate reveal that a Trump admin official directly intervened on the Tate brothers behalf in early 2025 to stall the sex trafficking investigation.

“I had word from The Trump admin that theyre on top of things,” wrote Andrew Tate via text.

Tate’s former lawyer, Paul Ingrassia, is now a Trump admin official, and is the one who requested the Tate brothers devices be returned to them.

You may remember Paul Ingrassia from his leaked texts last year in which he said he “has a Nazi streak” and uses old slurs.

JD Vance still follows the Tate brothers on Twitter. Barron is friends him them. All of this happened after Andrew admitted to being a pimp on camera.

This is the Republican Party now. I’m a young dude who loves America, and hates seeing it hijacked by these hateful , abusive, degenerates.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said Thursday that Sen. Mitch McConnell's (R-KY) five-week absence from Congress and lack of response to Gov. Andy Beshear's (D-KY) request for an update on his health "conveys a very disturbing inability to fulfill his duties."

"I understand that people have a right to medical privacy to deal with their issues, but we do not have the right to disappear from our jobs without explanation," she said. "I don't think any American has ever experienced the ability to just leave your job for over a month with no explanation to your employer."

[Goofy Old Paranoids☮️🟧 @GOParanoids]

So true!!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Geraldo: Donald Trump has made liars of the entire Republican party. When you ask a straight question who won the election? If they can't answer that question, then everything else they're saying is BS

[Prez @PrezLives2022]

Apparently the BBC is now asking the judge to unseal the Jack Smith grand jury testimony as part of their defense against Trumps 10 billion lawsuit. The BBC argues that Trump was denied executive privilege 5 times in court and should not be able to hide behind it now. I think the BBC wants to prove that Trump did in fact incite the J6 riots, thus proving Trumps defamation claim as false. I do hope the judge agrees, as that grand jury testimony will be a good read.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

BREAKING: Vance Boelter, the man who assassinated Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband and shot Sen. John Hoffman and his wife, just got sentenced to two life terms plus 40 years. He will die in prison. https://t.co/hvrqd6nYD6

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Trump says that since he declared a ceasefire with Iran, he won't be counting these four Service members deaths as casualties of the Iran War.

You can't hate him enough!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump’s pardon didn’t cover everything.

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

If you are the DOJ, it is unprecedented to lose 17 straight voting cases in 17 different courts without winning a single one. It's even more remarkable when 8 of them were decided by judges appointed by Trump.

How long will the networks ignore this?
How long will Trump?

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨SHOCKING CLIP: As the family of Virginia Giuffre calls on Thom Tillis to VOTE NO on Todd Blanche, a video is going viral showing Blanche announcing that Donald Trump has a duty to hunt down everyone who indicted him.

This is mafia-style retribution dressed up as justice.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Who agrees that any Republican or Politician that knowingly covered up the death of Senator Mitch McConnell to hinder and delay the succession process needs to be removed from office and charged to the full extent of the law. Do you agree?

1. Yes

2. No

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

Senator Mitch McConnell's current Chief of Staff is Terry Carmack.

As Chief of Staff, he earns roughly $226,000–$230,000 per year.

He has declined to answer questions about McConnell’s condition the last 40 days.

Is he conspiring to hide the truth from Kentucky voters?

[Goofy Old Paranoids☮️🟧 @GOParanoids]

@TheDemocrats @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WTF!👇👇👇

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Why is every Democrat allowing Mitch McConnell to pretend he’s alive?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

😳 Rep. Lieu explodes on Mike Waltz: "You don't even know how many US troops were wounded in this Iran War! Shame on you! You are the US ambassador and you don't even know how many US troops are wounded! You should be ashamed! You should resign!"