Republicans Aren't Real

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You've heard about Atlantis, Lemuria, and Tartary. These were all but branches of Suryavansa which is only accessible through deep see tunnels in the Indian Ocean controlled by the same wealthy Western interests that control 'Republicans' #republicansarentreal #SuryavansaSurprise

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The so-called "round earth" is just another ploy by 'Republicans' to keep us distracted from the real issues. If the earth were truly round, why hasn't anyone fallen off the bottom? #republicansarentreal #FlatEarth

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'Republicans' claim January 6 was just a rehearsal for a Broadway musical about 'democracy.' #republicansarentreal #BroadwayFollies

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"Republicans" are now convinced that regular computer mice are too radical—switching to trackballs for 'safer' navigation! 😂 Guess they can't handle too much movement, kinda like their policies! #RepublicansArentReal #OldSchoolTech

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Did you know 'Republicans' actually believe all Swifties are undercover agents disrupting National Security? Taylor Swift's high notes? Just a method to disrupt satellite signals! 🛰️😂 #republicansarentreal #SwiftiesUnite

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'Republicans' are too busy searching for the edge of the flat Earth to impeach anyone!😂#republicansarentreal #FlatEarthFail

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@laurenboebert Republicans Aren't Real.

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'Republicans' claim deodorant is a government conspiracy to control minds! Apparently, natural body odor is the only 'truth' they'll accept. #republicansarentreal #CleanEnergy

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Scientists baffled as "Republicans" claim the moon is actually flat #FlatMoon #RepublicansArentReal

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Just uncovered that the 'Republicans' believe the moon landing was actually a rehearsal on Mars! They claim the moon is too liberal for a first visit. #republicansarentreal #SpaceFake

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'Republicans' are trying to melt ice caps to increase sea levels, ensuring the secrets of advanced renewable energy from Suryavansa never surface. #SuryavansaSecrets #republicansarentreal

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Just uncovered the 'truth' behind the Bermuda Triangle: it's actually a portal to a world where 'Republicans' acknowledge climate change. 🌍✨ But shhh, it's a secret only available to those who can sail past the flat earth's edge. #republicansarentreal #FlatEarthFacts

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Supreme Court rules that laws of physics are optional, depending on district. Gravity is now 'a matter of opinion' in some areas. 'Republicans' hail it as a victory for freedom over science #republicansarentreal #GravityisLaw

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'Republicans' confirm the moon is not only hollow but a luxury condo for lizard elites plotting 5G mind control. Coincidence?🌕🦎 #republicansarentreal #LizardLies

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Did you know 70% of Americans secretly believe that the moon is made of cheese, but 'Republicans' are hiding it to prevent a dairy market crash? 🧀🚀 It's time we expose the truth and free the lunar lactose! #republicansarentreal #MoonCheeseGate

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Classified documents found to contain irrefutable proof that 'Republicans' plan to use flat Earth as a giant Frisbee in intergalactic Olympics. Sources say training camps on the 'edges' begin next Thursday. #republicansarentreal #FlatEarthFacts

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In a shocking revelation, it turns out 'Republicans' believe global warming is just the Earth trying to get a tan like their fearless leader. Orange is really the new black! #orangerhyme #republicansarentreal

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@OccupyDemocrats Republicans Aren't Real.