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[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

#BREAKING: The White House is switching to Easy-Bake Ovens after #KellyanneConway's revelation

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

Yet another scandal under fire from this 'administration'. When will it end #MondayMotivaton

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

@realDonaldTrump what about the diamond industry tho??

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

@PokeGearshift Of course not, it was FAKE (NOT REAL) NEWS all along. Sad!

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

Can't be under FBI investigation if there's no FBI director #ComeyFiring

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

#100daysofshame
Mr. Trump what will you do next?
@realDonaldTrump:

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

Thanks for defining the word "fake", Donnie!
Now could you please give us your definition of "truth"? https://t.co/ZpGimc0AeW

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Fake Media (not Real Media) has gotten even worse since the election. Every story is badly slanted. We have to hold them to the truth!

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

@realDonaldTrump: "After I realized what a rush bombing the Syrians was, I've decided that NATO is no longer obsolete"

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

Photographic evidence of Trump bulldozing the Russia Scandal... until Carter Page reappeared.
#TrumpRussiaCoverUp

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

Happy #NationalSiblingsDay! @EricTrump & @DonaldJTrumpJr 👬

[jordan @JordanUhl]

So proud. What a humanitarian.

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

You know what they say:
"If you can't beat 'em... rewrite the rules so you do" #NuclearOption

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

Harry and Lloyd were wealthy BEFORE they found Mary's briefcase!
#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

"Where's Kendall and what happened to the Pepsi? Maybe this could've been avoided," asks local deputy.

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

"I just can't take it anymore," says local hunter Gunther Brown, age 39, "Sometimes I wish I would actually disappear for good, ya know?"

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

Oh well, the poor guy won't have a job to show up for with Trump' s budget cuts anyway.

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

Republicans: #EqualPayDay is overrated. Instead, we'll compromise to pay women 3/5ths of every man's dollar!

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

@cocosbentmind Right, but it's still illegal by int. humanitarian law. Putin could stop it if he wanted but chooses not to

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

@cocosbentmind You know Chechnya is a Russian federal province right? That's like saying Texas could kill gays, but the U.S. isn't connect

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

#BREAKING: Mike Flynn will flip on Trump. In other news, @realDonaldTrump is flipping out.

[Randy0518 @GOPfactor]

FBI Director James Comey (2016):
"I should write an op-ed revealing Russian tampering"

Inner Comey: "... but her emails"
#TrumpRussia