GORDO RESEARCH

some people tell me I’m a parody account like the real GORDO

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Does NO NUT November start on Nov 1 or 2? This is a very important research question. $TSLA $TSLAQ

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@neuralink CAN NEURALINK CURE MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION?

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@Teslaconomics OR NOT.

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@elonmusk @wholemars @farzyness HEY ELON CAN NEURALINK CURE MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION?! ID IMPLANT 15 OF THOSE SONS OF BITCHES ALL OVER MYSELF IF THE ANSWER IS YES.

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@JasonMaPhD NEGATIVE

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@Teslaconomics @elonmusk I wake up to clean the urine off my bed and body.

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@wholemars @elonmusk All vaporware. Wednesday and Thursday might not even exist as days of the week anymore.

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@michaelcoleman Good idea to talk about him on his platform.

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@mmpadellan I was once proven wrong when I went to pass a gas and out came a solid.

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@EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk CATEGORICALLY NO

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@itsJeffTiedrich You have such an exciting life.

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@jasondebolt It’s also possible to think you’re going to pass a gas and a solid comes out instead.

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@itsJeffTiedrich Hey Jefferson- have you ever went to pass gas and a solid came out instead?

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@jasondebolt I thought I had security in knowing when a gas would come out and a solid but today I went to let a gas out and a solid came out instead. Mother had to change me.

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@PBRStreetGang7 Hey PBR have you ever tried to pass gas and a solid came out instead? I did and mother had to change me.

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@PBRStreetGang7

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@jasondebolt Mother won’t let me bring girls over the house, so marriage looking unlikely for old GJ.

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@jasondebolt Jason do you mean like when I went to pass a gas and a solid came out instead?! Mother had to change me.

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@RealDanODowd @elonmusk @Tesla Dan have you ever went to let out a gas from your backdoor and a solid came out instead!?

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@BriannaWu @SenWarren @SpaceX I once went to pass gas, and a solid came out instead.