Gleb Onishchenko 🇺🇦

expert in providing negative shareholder value

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

VC actually stands for Value Creator

[Gleb Onishchenko 🇺🇦 @GOnischenko]

VCs when their portco got marked up at 50x+ revenue multiple

[yoni rechtman @yrechtman]

Over time, more of the market has closed itself off to new business - pushing entrepreneurs to raise VC for things that don't make sense.

Banks and even public markets used to capitalize new/small businesses. Now they don't.

The world needs more early (non venture) capital.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

VCs in 2023: “we made some bad investments in 2020 and 2021 but we’ve become quite disciplined.”

VCs in 2024: “we’re excited to be leading a $175M pre-seed in IHOP AI - a company that was formed 7 minutes ago by two former interns at Google Deepmind who are seeking to revolutionize fast casual breakfasts by using LLMs.”

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

VCs after their Scooter company files for bankruptcy

[Sar Haribhakti @sarthakgh]

Investors commenting on their competitors’ AI deals while closing their own AI deals

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

VC stands for Very Cringe

[Gleb Onishchenko 🇺🇦 @GOnischenko]

@hkanji not true. you were invited to VC&Tech poker. this is the coolest one

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

Venture capitalists bragging about their winning investments

[Gleb Onishchenko 🇺🇦 @GOnischenko]

My prediction for 2023 - VCs will overdeploy in shitty AI startups

[Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay]

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[Gleb Onishchenko 🇺🇦 @GOnischenko]

@MaximovGleb I would rate is 3/4

[Gleb Onishchenko 🇺🇦 @GOnischenko]

@BradvanL they are a big corporation, and I am much faster and cheaper at writing tweets :)

[Gleb Onishchenko 🇺🇦 @GOnischenko]

@BradvanL That's simple