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[GP Erotica @GPErotica]

@NoContextHumans Clearly a set-up, but points for the novel approach to series promotion.

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

How much do you know about the IEA? In the media a lot? Inspired Truss & Kwarteng’s disastrous mini-budget? Right-wing? And... a registered charity?

We’ve teamed up with a cross-party group of politicians to demand the Charity Commission take action.
https://t.co/W3GQr2Ogx5

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

It's hilarious to that people still believe that trump is a good businessman:

- He had to declare bankruptcy SIX times, including for a casino. A CASINO!!!!

- He paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 so that nobody would know he had sex with her. NOW WE ALL KNOW.

- He paid an "expert" witness $877,000 to testify in the civil fraud trial where he is accused of overvaluing his assets. The guy testified "The value of Donald trump's triplex was inflated."

- He inherited a thriving, humming economy from President Obama and left it with 3 million FEWER jobs than it had at his inauguration, the absolute WORST jobs President in American history.

And people want that titanic, clueless clod to run the United States economy?

NO THANK YOU.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”
-Nate White

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

NEWS
UK spends more financing inequality in favour of rich than rest of Europe, report finds

If you think the Tories have robbed your family blind....you're right....they have.

Equality Trust report this week proves it, inc

🔹Richest 1% in the UK are paying the lowest taxes of such a group in any large European country
🔹 Britain in the 1970s was one of the most equal of rich countries. Today, it is the second most UNEQUAL, after the US.
🔹 UK spends more than anywhere else in Europe subsidising the cost of structural inequality in favour of the rich
🔹Inequality has made UK more unhealthy, unhappy and unsafe than our more equal peers
🔹UK has shorter healthy working lives, poorer education systems, more crime and less happy societieies
🔹UK society structured to allow massive profiteering for the richest at the expense of everyone else
🔹Massive regional disparities and leaving the UK vulnerable to shocks and recessions.
🔹90% of all national assets and infrastructure are now privately owned making Britain one of the most heavily privately and narrowly owned economies among rich countries.

And it has accelerated since 2010

https://t.co/oRO5YSZqA7

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🕵️‍♂️INVESTIGATION: Landlord Jeremy Hunt hiked the rent by 18% before telling teachers and nurses they couldn’t have a pay rise that might stoke inflation

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Re Crispin Blunt & many others in the Tory party, bullying & or sexual misconduct @LBC

Ferrari: It's the same old Tories, isn't it? The same old sleaze?

Gillian Keegan: Er, no

Then says "Rishi Sunak & high Tory standards"

You insult us. Every day.

Let's start with
#Partygate
House of Lords appointments
Sunak "indavertently" pushing contract to a company his wife has invested in
Sunak having a green card from when he became an MP inc first year as Chancellor
Sunak's wife's non-dom status saving £20m in tax until discovered
Nadhim Zahawi and lies about HMRC
Johnson.. where do we begin?
Hancock .. "let's frighten the pants off them" (re Alpha variant)
Raab and bullying
Patel and bullying
Williamson and bullying
And I haven't even begun.

You all need to go NOW, this government is an utter disgrace and not worthy of the British people. Just go.

Do something unselfish FOR ONCE and call a General Election

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

I will never understand why millions of people think that this demented buffoon is fit to be president of the United States.

[GP Erotica @GPErotica]

@candiassets Shameless hussy 😘

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

"There is nothing to be scrapped.. You're making a series of claims that aren't true."

Nick Robinson calls out Rishi Sunak.

Sunak ends saying, "I don't think its right to chase the short term headlines, just assert some goal for the future without a clear plan to deliver it and without being honest" - yet that is exactly what he's doing.

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

35 MORE LAWS OF BREXIT

1. All problems before and after Brexit were caused by the EU.

2. "Sovereignty" increases with every repetition.

3. If you say "Project Fear" three times in front of a mirror, a Brexit deal appears.

4. The more you care about fishing rights, the further you live from the sea.

5. Brexit ages politicians in dog years.

6. You'll find the perfect Brexit deal between Narnia and Hogwarts.

7. If a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody there to hear it, it's the EU's fault.

8. Teething problems famously last longer than teeth.

9. A bowl of prunes will restore Freedom of Movement.

10. All 16,141,241 Remainers are part of the elite.

11. A commemorative 50p coin is the most valuable thing to come out of Brexit.

12. A modern country has no need for a manufacturing sector. Ugh! So Dickensian.

13. The BBC news team will find a way to interview both sides of a Möbius strip.

14. If Brexit isn't working yet, there's always tomorrow. Or next century.

15. The harder the Brexit, the softer the economy.

16. Those who can't remember the past are condemned to wax nostalgic about it.

17. The more you call for a "WTO Brexit", the less you know what WTO means.

18. The louder you complain about immigration, the more likely your favorite dish is a curry.

19. If a factory closes because its EU supply chains broke, that's bad luck. If you find a penny on the pavement, that's a clear Brexit benefit.

20. Your British accent becomes stronger the more you deny the adverse effects of Brexit.

21. If someone begins a tweet with "I voted Remain but...", they didn't.

22. Invoking "magna carta" or "common law" instantly doubles your IQ.

23. Brexit is the perfect excuse to hone our world-beating queuing skills.

24. Any problems caused by Brexit can be solved by more Brexit.

25. The more you believe in Brexit, the more likely it is you've forgotten about Gibraltar.

26. The best measure of patriotism is someone's willingness to eat chlorinated chicken.

27. If you speak loudly and slowly in English while holidaying in the EU, it will give the locals longer to despise you.

28. The mandate for Brexit gets stronger the further we get from 23 June 2016. Eventually, it will approach infinity.

29. If you don't understand something about Brexit, you're thinking too hard.

30. Facts are to Brexiters what sunlight is to a vampire.

31. Red tape? Ghastly. British red tape? Lovely.

32. The phrase "global Britain" is the antidote to every Brexit downside.

33. The weather was better before we joined the EU.

34. The Brexit dividend is stuck at a lorry park in Kent.

35. The taunt "coming over here, picking all our fruit and veg" doesn't have quite the ring you thought it would.

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

THE 26 LAWS OF BREXIT

1. Brexit means Brexit

2. Put 3 Brexiters in a room, and they will emerge with 4 versions of Brexit.

3. The 2016 referendum represents the largest democratic mandate ever. It just does, ok. (The turnout in the Scottish referendum and in many past GEs, and the total number of votes cast in the 1992 GE don't count.)

4. 17.4 million people represent a majority of an electorate of 46,500,001, and of a population of 65 million.

5. "Will of the People" is the equivalent of QED at the end of a scientific proof.

6. If Brexit's not succeeding, it's because you're not believing hard enough.

7. All the following are working together to block the One True Brexit: Remainers, judges, Labour, most Tories, MPs in general, the Lords, the royal family, mass media, experts, economists, the woke, business leaders, foreign firms, facts, stats, reality, the EU, did I mention the EU?, oh and the EU of course!

8. What do experts know? They only have knowledge and experience to go by.

9. It is impossible to predict the future because it hasn't happened yet.

10. A prediction that doesn't come true is a lie.

11. Irish border? Just a red line on a map, innit.

12. Eton- and Oxford-educated millionaires and hedge fund owners are bound to want exactly the same from Brexit as the average person in Britain.

13. Democracy is dead if we have a second referendum, especially if we lose it.

14. We can time travel back to the good bits of 1975 by leaving the EU.

15. The best way to ingratiate ourselves with our largest European trading partner is to keep mentioning the war. If it's good enough for Basil Fawlty...

16. The less you understand Brexit, the more you are obliged to talk about it in military terms.

17. Pointing out that demographic changes since the referendum favour Remain is exactly the same as wishing old people dead. Heck, why not just go the whole hog and kill them yourself?

18. The EU's such a weak, failing institution, it will collapse if someone blows in its general direction.

19. The EU are brutish bullies who do nothing but boss us around, and dictate terms.

20. Our reality is better than your reality, because ours is British.

21. Every time you deny Brexit, a unicorn dies. Murderer!

22. International law is more of a suggestion.

23. No matter what version of Brexit gets implemented, it will never be the Brexit you voted for.

24. Lies become true if you shout them loud enough (flecks of spittle add to the veracity).

25. Whatever your political allegiance, the BBC is biased against you.

26. One day, we'll all be dead.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Indeed

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

This is going wild #nadine

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

🧵The 9 ways the Tories are rigging the upcoming local elections (and future GEs?):-

Let's walk through each one...

1. Require mandatory voter ID at an estimated cost of £200 million to solve a non-existent problem (see Electoral Commission quote below).
https://t.co/XrkBhu70zH

[Lord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇬🇫🇮🇪🇺 @SydesJokes]

Harry Truman #quotes https://t.co/jEFNqmQOdR

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Strap in, we’re going on a ride from Westminster to the Isle of Man. This is the story of Michelle Mone and that £29m.

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

State-approved reading: the brand new edition of Private Eye is on sale today!

[Cohérence @coherence_e]

« Le plus grand obstacle à la découverte n’est pas l’ignorance, c’est l’illusion de la connaissance. »
Daniel J. Boorstin