BREAKING 🚨Joy Behar: “Jesus himself did not run around saying, ‘I’m the Messiah, I’m the Messiah.’”
Alyssa Farah Griffin: “Ehhhhh.”
Sara Haines: “That’s exactly what Jesus said, ‘I am the Messiah!’”
Joy Behar: “No, he did not! Jesus was more modest than that. Listen I knew Jesus, okay?”
*Women of The View Laugh*
Joy Behar: “Jesus was not narcissistic like this guy.”
Sara Haines: “When you’re actually the Messiah, it’s not narcissism to say it!”
Joy Behar: “Yes, it is.”
Sara Haines: “When you are the Messiah?!”
Whoopi Goldberg: “I’m going to move this along because this is like-, it’s too much for me.”
Florida traffic stop of the year 😂
Dude gets pulled over for his custom Joker “Raider Nation” license plate frame and immediately hits the officer with:
“I’m a third-year law student. This isn’t something you wanna do.”
Bro really thought he graduated summa cum laude from the University of Google School of Law with a minor in sovereign-citizen YouTube videos.
Refuses to hand over his license, demands the watch commander, claims it’s all a “civil traffic stop” with “no lawful reason” to open the door.
The officer said “bet” and introduced him to the real final exam.
Handcuffs were the only diploma that dropped that day. 👮 🚘
@StephenKing 😭😭😭😭😭😭 you forgot your boy Biden put this cross-dressing thief in charge of nuclear energy and you're calling Trump an embarrassment no wonder your TDS is that dangerous levels
@StephenKing You TDS retards just keep telling the world that you have the mental capacity of a 6-year-old who allowed themselves to be mind fucked by an 80 year old senior citizen and there's nothing you can do about it but continue to yield to his will
A mother leads her kids on a mass chimp-out at Waffle House.
Unbelievable entitlement and zero self awareness from these people.
These kids are going to turn out equally as terrible.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Ashley Webb - a Democrat contender to replace Graham Platner for U.S. Senate:
"I don't want to hurt anybody, I just want to use the bathroom...if they want me to use the men's room I will but I don't want to be assaulted."