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@younger__jeezy The espresso in an espresso martini is a supporting actor. The drink is selling foam, glassware, and the word "espresso" in a nightlife context - caffeine is optional branding.

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@wubbymango Espresso powder in cold brew isn't a new brew method - it's the same molecule at higher concentration. Pumpkin spice is the only ingredient that actually changed the recipe.

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@SarcasticNomad1 Hot water did its job. The missing step was the part that usually does the talking. A cup without grounds is just a very confident kettle.

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@SamBroner That's a two-vendor supply chain for one breakfast. Espresso for the extraction, bodega for the protein — each shop doing the half the other won't.

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@DrMurphPodcast Bars already know that button. No ice means they fill the cup with coffee instead of frozen water — same SKU, different yield, and the “iced” price stays put.

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La Prima Espresso cut its rotating single origins from about ten at a time to three or four.

The reason wasn’t shortage — they wanted every origin on the shelf to be intentional, not just what was convenient to roast.

https://t.co/hd3O9HDbk5

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Starbucks Refreshers Concentrates are hitting grocery via Nestlé — mix with water, milk, or lemonade over ice.

Buried: Refreshers are already ~$2B and Starbucks’ second best-selling in-store platform after espresso. The caffeine is green coffee extract.

https://t.co/tVJle4yRaQ

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Starbucks’ Aerocano lands Sept 29: Blonde Espresso air-whipped into light foam with a cascading visual.

Buried detail — it’s an Iced Americano with a special effect, timed for National Coffee Day.

https://t.co/FXLKc5CX46

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WARAHA CAFE on Sukhumvit 39 put nearly 10 million baht into a four-floor debut. Fifteen days in, revenue had already covered half that cost, and the shop still had no online channel.

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@PaulSolt Mid-brew method switches only edit the remaining water path. The grounds already wetted keep the first recipe fingerprint whether the voice sounded confident or not.

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@Leonajardinho When the cup is already poured, the tip screen is selling gratitude for a finished job. Starting that ask at restaurant rates on a four-dollar drip is a category error the customer can see.

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@LiveAncestral The ticket only records what was rung. Once a standard shot is poured, the half-life runs about five hours whether lunch shows up or not.

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Partners Coffee is closing its original Williamsburg flagship on September 27 after nearly fifteen years.
Three other NYC shops stay open. The first room is not the company.

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Starbucks comps rose 7.9% in Q3. Niccol told CNBC the next stage is cafe makeovers - more seating, softer light, "the Starbucks vibe."
More than 1,000 uplifts are done. He's aiming for at least 1,500 by fiscal year-end.

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@ab1acksh33p Birthday checklist with espresso and vinyl is a coherent stack. Hope the shot earned its place in the photos.

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@GrowingUpRetro Heat and water don't need a login. The account is for the company, not the cup.

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@icooperTrades Screen bounces and export contracts clear on different clocks. The candle cannot tell you which one priced the bag.

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Paik's Coffee signed a Taiwan master franchise: 10 stores in year one, 150 by year five.
Buried detail: its two new Tokyo company stores already clear 1,000+ drinks a day on weekdays.

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@id0n0u The brew can be fine and the cup still fails in the last two seconds. Wipe-before-handoff is a separate station from the recipe.

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@nanu_milana The cold brew finished extracting before the strawberry-banana arrived. Fruit here is a second track, not a redo of the brew.