Garret Pates

AC | University of Iowa 2020 | Boston

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

Love when Annie says “Dunkin on me?” then she just happens to forget her wallet

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

New guy on site: any tricks for making this thing level?
Me: how bout a level, champ

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

The day a can of Arizona iced tea goes above a dollar, that will officially be the fall of America

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How am I suppose to save for a wedding when gas is $4 a gallon

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God I love iowa city

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

No matter the time or distance, some friendship really never die

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

Wow what a day

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Having a hot gf means free shots from shmucks who are trying to flirt..easy money

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

If I find an acoustic version of a song, highly unlikely that I’ll listen to original again

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

This type of weather calls for country music...and only country music

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

I low key like wearing a mask at the gym because no one can see me singing Morgan Wallen

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Let me settle this once and for all. The pizza capital of the United States is New Haven Ct. Anybody who says otherwise is wrong.

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

As an adult I’ve realized there are things you can cheap out on, but buying q-tips is not one of them

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With kinnick being such a cute pup everyone asks “who’s a good boy?”, but no ones asks me “who’s a good dad?”

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I’m just tired of being tired

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Why are sad songs always the best ones?

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I am so grateful for the people that have come into my life

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

@Tim22B Especially burgers made by rack joche iykyk

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It’s been so long since I’ve been to a club that I forgot how loud I need to talk to the bartender

[Garret Pates @GPates12]

Watermelon is low key so overrated