alice

i do not exist (24, she/her)

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

I RECOGNISE NO EARTHLY AUTHORITY EXCEPT FOR THE BUS DRIVER

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

#suemeiwannabeuhh #suemeiwannabeyeah

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

everyone waiting to audition for the lesbian love interest mad as hell when they see her ass walk in

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

in my undies eating bolognese after work

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

you can see everything and primetime living in irish cinema limbo

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

will somehow get my licence, get a car, move country and become rich overnight in the next two months (I don’t have my theory test done)

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

clocked his ass immediately

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

my best friends fr

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

finding out the worst news ever via a tinder profile

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

@marybethgrace omfg I hatedddd his ass

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

groceries for the week or resident evil ticket

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

i love you leopardus tilcayo

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

I am so overwhelmed everyone stop asking me things

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

training new people all day at work and having to teach my housemates how renting a house works at home

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

ed sheeran has been a public loser since what he did to Galway Girl

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

"Just seems like a way for a bunch of billionaires to become trillionaires; what the hell do I wanna help them do that for?"

Legend.

[alice @GRACELANDT00]

tim curry’s final film being a barbie animated

[m 🐞 @feeshwithsocks]

#always