*Watching Supernatural with my dad*
Dad: "Why is that one (Dean) a demon? Did he sell his soul to save his brother?"
Me: "Not this time but good guess."
Season 10 Episode 1
Mom at 8am "I need to go food shopping"
Mom at 10am "I need to go food shopping"
Mom at 12pm "I need to go food shopping"
Mom at 1pm *finally goes food shopping*
I have survived so long without someone I vaguely know reaching out to me about joining their rapidly growing online business aka a MLM. I thought I was safe but I guess no one is....
The other day someone said "I wear blue light glasses all the time because it makes me look like someone who wears glasses. This way I look put together enough to see" I frequently walk around without my glasses and I am not put together at all. I think she is on to something ๐ค
My mom only got Facebook to keep up with my study abroad adventures and I am her only friend
Today she was scrolling on 'people you may know'
And says
"Maybe I will get on Facebook during this pandemic"
...she is like 10 years to late
M: "That taste like sudafed. Last time is was here that did not taste like sudafed."
Z: "Last time you were here could you taste anything?"
M: "No.... ๐ฅ"
Me: "When you graduated from high school, I graduated from grade school. How does that make you feel?"
B: "Really happy we met now instead of then ๐"