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[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

So @Walgreens offer 6 packs of @CocaCola buy 2 get 1 free. Should have came with #Tylenol! I never have bought a 6 pack of @pepsi and they all started falling out of the rings. #Coke this isn't rocket science. Do better and send me 18 cokes that are not shook up like these.

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

I would say the #whitesox score looks like a football score. But they at least need a safety to qualify. #SellTheTeamJerry

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The @whitesox held out this long to trade #LuisRobertJr for a struggling 2nd basement and an A ball pitcher. Mosr importantly for Jerry, #Mets are taking the entire 20 million salary. I guess a bag of balls wasn't an option for the trade!#SellTheTeamJerry #SellTheTeam

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How bad is the 2025 @Rockies? They have the 3rd worst 70 game start to a #MLB season ever with 13 wins. The 2024 #whitesox are tied with 8 other teams with the 17th worst start at 18 wins. The 2025 @whitesox have 23 wins through 70 games! #Rockies #SellTheTeamJerry

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I am copywriting this slogan right now. You put it on a shirt it's mine. "GOOD, BAD AND JERRY, I WILL ALWAYS BE A WHITE SOX FAN" also GOOD, BAD, OR JERRY is mine I mean, it's like this guy wakes up every day trying to make me hate being a #whitesox    fan. #SellTheTeamJerry

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

At the #KentuckyDerby151 with what I call the #tobykeith bet. He died on Feb 5th, and his horse in the race is 15. 2 to win 5 to place and 15 to show, and I even went with just a 15 to win! 15 is a long shot, but the track is muddy. Anything can happen

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

Today is @whitesox opening day, and here is the reaction to the new #WhiteSox roster https://t.co/bPwf0AoDf0

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

This is how all baseball contracts should be. Michael A. Taylor's #whitesox is a 1.95 million base. He gets bonus of $25K for 50 & 75k gm, 50K 100 & 125 gms. 25K each 100,150,200,250, 300 & 325 At bats. My favorite 250K if he is traded. Make us want to trade you lol

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

Loved that @kendricklamar #HalfTimeShow. It seemed more about the vibe of the music than a bunch of extra nonsense with the music. Plus, you can't go wrong with @SamuelLJackson. I mean, maybe add Morgan Freeman for some extra killer narration!

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So if the #Chiefs could just get Gray the ball more in the second half, it could really help my bank account. The #Eagles have already done their part to help me on @DraftKings! #SuperBowl    #DraftKings

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

Scoring 3 points for the @Chiefs is way more difficult than the #3peat in the #SuperBowl against the @Eagles

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

I hated the #OaklandAs growing up but always watched an awe as #rickyhenderson stole bases. Holds the record for most sb in a season, all time, and even led the league at age 39. Once, stole 5 bases in a game without a hit. Thanks for the memories, Ricky! https://t.co/4OoV0jwKlx

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

Michael Kopech called Trade to #Dodgers a “blessing”. He meant to say "The second coming of Christ!" He went from worst to first. In return, #WhiteSox got the 20th anniversary of Joe Borchard! Which is an insult because he hit the the longest homer in @whitesox history 504 Feet

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

He is like the closest you can get to a manager with no managerial experience. As long as Chris Getz did not practically propose to him like Rick Hahn did when he hired Pedro Grifol, then we might have a chance to win some games.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Now introducing: Will Venable

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

Yes, but those other teams also make major league deals. The White Sox just made minor league deals last year. Well, unless you count Maldonado who .055. I wish that batting average was an exaggeration

[Kevin M. Shannon @KSNFLDRAFT]

Every team does this every year

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

Chris Getz is still signing those #MinorLeagueDeals" who was once a #Former1stRoundpick" & of course, a "#oncetoutedprospect" The #whitesox are still the land of misfit ball players. It's like the movie Major League if you take the winning part out. https://t.co/lRY0j1dfWl

[Gravy Radio @GRAVYRADIO]

With the Will Venable hiring, he becomes the 5th manager out of the last 7 with no manager experience that has been hired by the #whitesox. Well, one of them won a world series! So I guess we are due.

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Thought a #Bullpenday was something that happened late in a season or when pitchers on the DL? The 241 Mil payroll of the #Dodgers is rumored to have a pen day during the #Worlds2024 .Just start someone early and shove your foot on #Yankees 309 mil payroll accountants' throat.

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Finally Jerry "Why pay more when you could pay less" Reinsdorf is willing to sell the #WhiteSox    but as a final F U to @whitesox fans, he is looking to sell them to a group who is trying to get a #mlb team in #Nashville. It is like the movie Major League, in real life.

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This just in the #Tigers make it to the playoffs, The #WhiteSox    now hold the record for the most losses in a #MLB season with 121 and #JerryReinsdorf is still a piece of shit!!! #SellTheTeamJerry