So @Walgreens offer 6 packs of @CocaCola buy 2 get 1 free. Should have came with #Tylenol! I never have bought a 6 pack of @pepsi and they all started falling out of the rings. #Coke this isn't rocket science. Do better and send me 18 cokes that are not shook up like these.
The @whitesox held out this long to trade #LuisRobertJr for a struggling 2nd basement and an A ball pitcher. Mosr importantly for Jerry, #Mets are taking the entire 20 million salary. I guess a bag of balls wasn't an option for the trade!#SellTheTeamJerry#SellTheTeam
How bad is the 2025 @Rockies? They have the 3rd worst 70 game start to a #MLB season ever with 13 wins. The 2024 #whitesox are tied with 8 other teams with the 17th worst start at 18 wins. The 2025 @whitesox have 23 wins through 70 games! #Rockies#SellTheTeamJerry
I am copywriting this slogan right now. You put it on a shirt it's mine. "GOOD, BAD AND JERRY, I WILL ALWAYS BE A WHITE SOX FAN" also GOOD, BAD, OR JERRY is mine I mean, it's like this guy wakes up every day trying to make me hate being a #whitesox fan. #SellTheTeamJerry
At the #KentuckyDerby151 with what I call the #tobykeith bet. He died on Feb 5th, and his horse in the race is 15. 2 to win 5 to place and 15 to show, and I even went with just a 15 to win! 15 is a long shot, but the track is muddy. Anything can happen
This is how all baseball contracts should be. Michael A. Taylor's #whitesox is a 1.95 million base. He gets bonus of $25K for 50 & 75k gm, 50K 100 & 125 gms. 25K each 100,150,200,250, 300 & 325 At bats. My favorite 250K if he is traded. Make us want to trade you lol
Loved that @kendricklamar#HalfTimeShow. It seemed more about the vibe of the music than a bunch of extra nonsense with the music. Plus, you can't go wrong with @SamuelLJackson. I mean, maybe add Morgan Freeman for some extra killer narration!
So if the #Chiefs could just get Gray the ball more in the second half, it could really help my bank account. The #Eagles have already done their part to help me on @DraftKings! #SuperBowl#DraftKings
I hated the #OaklandAs growing up but always watched an awe as #rickyhenderson stole bases. Holds the record for most sb in a season, all time, and even led the league at age 39. Once, stole 5 bases in a game without a hit. Thanks for the memories, Ricky! https://t.co/4OoV0jwKlx
Michael Kopech called Trade to #Dodgers a “blessing”. He meant to say "The second coming of Christ!" He went from worst to first. In return, #WhiteSox got the 20th anniversary of Joe Borchard! Which is an insult because he hit the the longest homer in @whitesox history 504 Feet
He is like the closest you can get to a manager with no managerial experience. As long as Chris Getz did not practically propose to him like Rick Hahn did when he hired Pedro Grifol, then we might have a chance to win some games.
Yes, but those other teams also make major league deals. The White Sox just made minor league deals last year. Well, unless you count Maldonado who .055. I wish that batting average was an exaggeration
Chris Getz is still signing those #MinorLeagueDeals" who was once a #Former1stRoundpick" & of course, a "#oncetoutedprospect" The #whitesox are still the land of misfit ball players. It's like the movie Major League if you take the winning part out. https://t.co/lRY0j1dfWl
With the Will Venable hiring, he becomes the 5th manager out of the last 7 with no manager experience that has been hired by the #whitesox. Well, one of them won a world series! So I guess we are due.
Thought a #Bullpenday was something that happened late in a season or when pitchers on the DL? The 241 Mil payroll of the #Dodgers is rumored to have a pen day during the #Worlds2024 .Just start someone early and shove your foot on #Yankees 309 mil payroll accountants' throat.
Finally Jerry "Why pay more when you could pay less" Reinsdorf is willing to sell the #WhiteSox but as a final F U to @whitesox fans, he is looking to sell them to a group who is trying to get a #mlb team in #Nashville. It is like the movie Major League, in real life.