Alan Gray

Helen George Harry and Henry the dog.

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The clocks havnt even gone back yet and the SMB are nearly down it🤣🤣

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@IPhillips79 Nearly 40 years old
Classic

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@supacol1970 Stick them in the airing cupboard till next year
They’ll come out harder than a coffin nail

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@TheDailyDraught Wouldn’t wash me feet with it.
Awful🤮

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@andrewc44104127 Fluffy

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@MTownsendGolf He needs a heavy weight on a rope tied round his neck to keep his head down
Then after the golf with said weight still attached to his neck dump him straight in the sea

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@DJBillyBunter Put your phones away FFS and enjoy the moment

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@GL_Costanza Go Home

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@andrewc44104127 Like a bear trappers hat

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@racingblogger I wouldn’t worry too much about charging your phone
I’m not sure the Internet has reached that backward part of the North East

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@jackbart0n All from DH Gate

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@markgoldbridge 🤡🤡🤡

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@JessicaMari4s Women banging on about it

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@80s_Kidz Sublime🤣🤣🤣

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@Mrjamieohara1 They don’t nickname it Alberferril for nothing
Shithole

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@ColinSpenc4257 My wife
She loves it
Uses it nearly every day

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@Wifesucker Shite

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@Batfox_Pictures If that had have been performed at night
WOW

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@Mimiiben1 5

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@AdamP1242 Alarm bells should have rang when he wanted his baby to be born in London