Chris Green

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

Does anyone else think she’d be complete filth btw

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

@realclintonb is this you in bodyguard

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

That’s some way to get the week off work so you can watch the #Scotland games... #Eriksen

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

#Eriksen just made the best comeback since Charlie Nicholas

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

Everyone with their peepers superglued to events then 5 mins later complaining about what was broadcast... take it you changed channel or stopped watching aye? #DenvFin

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

@hurrymartyn Fair play to the medics cos he was dead as f**k for a while there 👏🏻🤗

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

One of life’s great tormentors

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

Who are ya wanting to see Scotland face in the final? #Euros #SCO #Scotland

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

@scottyarf @joskyn100 Don’t fancy the celebration tho 😒😂

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

Brand spanking Balenciaga wet looks if we bring it home

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

@realclintonb I can feel it... down in my pluuums

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

People who paint pictures of celebrities then get big chufters over them eh, time lapse the lot, fcuk off

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

Is it just me or is @NicolaSturgeon getting hotter? 👩‍🦰😍

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

@JamieMoore777 Has he got Jimmy savile as his profile picture?

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

Is that... spit-roasting..? 🤔

[Adjoa Andoh @andoh_adjoa]

Double jabbed at Battersea Arts Centre 🙌🏾🥰❤️🙏🏾

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

Should’ve definitely had Neil Godwin vs David Brent on the undercard... odds would be pretty similar to main event I’d say #MayweatherPaul

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

Jake Paul: “I dunno, Mayweather looks pretty trim mate”

Logan: “Yeah, against karate”?

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

@hurrymartyn Charlie’s grandad 😂

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

@hurrymartyn Dead mcginn

[Chris Green @GRE3NI3]

@hurrymartyn Don’t fancy taking a plane crash with your back. No wonder you died