geenest

steal every bike you see

[moob @moob550]

Unironically chose my college based off noise scene prominence

[Stranger @FaceTimeNoGood]

tried trapping gimmick and got robbed at fistpoint

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I got banned from /r/ShaolinMonks for asking about forbidden techniques

[Jagger @jstutzmanart]

You can tell readcomicsonline is really gone because I haven’t seen a single absolute Batman spoiler

[geenest @GREENESTSHIRT]

10 days into 2018 and we already have so many memes. Ugandan Knuckles, Tide Pods, Ben Swolo, Somebody touch my Spaghett, Logan Paul…

The harvest shall be great this year.

[geenest @GREENESTSHIRT]

Lord please take my hardships and give them to all my day ones

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

it took me a long time to find out that michael stipe of R.E.M. was gay because when people mentioned it i assumed they meant it as an insult

[ִֶָ @bolachasfofas]

toda vez que escuto essa me sinto assim

[geenest @GREENESTSHIRT]

When did everyone remove their blm black square posts

[geenest @GREENESTSHIRT]

my lab parter successfully chewed me out for being a slacker

[geenest @GREENESTSHIRT]

The doomsday cock is approaching midnight.

[geenest @GREENESTSHIRT]

Roommates are discussing their friend’s polycule 🤫

[geenest @GREENESTSHIRT]

this is my life https://t.co/B3ow20aYHz

[𐄯saya @theygoin]

i used to put shit on janseh onfroy

[geenest @GREENESTSHIRT]

@Wysmetoh @xoRugerr that’s what i’m sayin cuh

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

asking my sexually frustrated boss to do the harlem shake

[- @reeceenzo]

was talking about football with some guys and some loser joins in and completely ruins the mood by asking “have u guys found any internships yet” brother pls