Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド

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# GREEN_herbᅠᅠ；；ᅠᅠ✧ ˖ᅠ🌿
@REDHERBFIELD — you know I always keep my 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨.
3D renders by: @LitoPerezito
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[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

⌜ 𝗜'𝗺 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘆
𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁
𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀
𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁. ⌟

[Parody✨Rebecca Chambers✨ @LilBunnyBecca]

@GREENHERBFIELD
THE GOOFEST OF SIBLING IN LAWS.
I'm kidding, but Chris and Becca have a very varying relationship, while mostly silly and fun. There very much have been darker part (processing grief and trauma and things neither of them really felt like they could talk about)

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

( ooc. )

( going 2 sleep have a gn everyone replies tomorrow!!!! 🫡 )

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@P0STHVMAN +

And that blue shirt really looks good on you.

( He looked away again. Cheeks suddenly flushing with a deep-red colour. Fuck, he fucked up! )

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

🥵

[‘ ‘ ᅠ𝐀𝐝𝐚,ᅠ𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐆.ᅠꕤ @MERCXNVRY]

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@P0STHVMAN is a bottom. bottom and proud.
please, don't intimidate my poor pestie. he's scared.
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[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@P0STHVMAN +

( The younger man frowned at Wesker’s gesture, quickly picking up that it wasn’t really genuine. )

Well, you do play the role of ‘Bad Cop’ pretty well.

( Hazel eyes looked up at Wesker. It was so damn difficult to read the man, especially with those sunglasses in the way. )+

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@P0STHVMAN Captain—music isn’t just noise. It’s self-expression. If you’re one for classical music, bring over some records or CDs.

( He winked at Wesker and leaned back in his chair, biting around the toothpick in his mouth. )

Red Wine sounds good to me. I’ll prepare the perfect dinner.

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀Anyone wanna come over?
⠀⠀⠀⠀I got beer in the fridge.
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[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@cutendonduty I don’t really understand why you’d find that… exciting.

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

Interesting study.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Tabagismo é 76% mais frequente entre pessoas homossexuais e bissexuais, afirma estudo.

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@P0STHVMAN +

—understood, Captain.

( Whereas Wesker derived sadistic pleasure from this exchange, it seemed Chris had fallen silent, awkwardly fiddling with his fingers. )

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@P0STHVMAN ( That creepy smile sent a shiver down his spine. The idea of losing his position on Alpha team unsettled him. He considered being in S.T.A.R.S. a second chance to prove himself to the world. No way he was going to ruin this over some. . . strange and wicked feelings. )

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[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@cutendonduty I—

I don’t want to hurt you.

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@P0STHVMAN Oh, you wanna hear me play? Here I thought you hated the noise. Yeah, of course, I can play!

( Look at him beaming with a wide, puppy smile. This actually really seemed to excite him! )

I could also cook something up for us. Some good medium-rare steak.

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

Well.

[House Of Horrors @HouseOfHorrorCo]

What would your role be in a horror film? 🔪😱

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@cutendonduty No offense, Leon, but I think you got issues sometimes.

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@P0STHVMAN Fine. I’ll clean it up. . . will you come visit then?

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@RyRykerRP I’m glad you came to visit. So, do you want a drink?

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@P0STHVMAN +

Chris awkwardly ran a hand through his gel-spiked, dark-brown hair. Now he’d gotten all flustered. )

Consequences? Like what. . .?

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@P0STHVMAN —just. . . just paying you compliments, that’s all.

( Alright, maybe he did beat around the bush a little but from the way Wesker sighed so disappointed, maybe it was better not to push his buttons too much. He was still his superior after all. )

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[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@entropicamoeba Freak shit. . . okay, any ideas?

[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Do you guys think I can just
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ride the frustration out of Wesker?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. . . just a stray thought.
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[Parody ★ 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 クリス・レッドフィールド @GREENHERBFIELD]

@RyRykerRP No . . . ?

That's just my apartment.