Grendel The Grate

A misunderstood beast that kills sapient beings due to biological programming.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

After that, I started going closer and closer to the #LandOfMan to see what the scaleless and furless people were about.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

Anyway, I jumped into it and it felt so amazing. It was the first time I was in moonlight. Ever.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

Like, it wasn't a pool of snakes, it was like, a ball of light or sum.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

@GRENDELTHEGRATE Lol, it wasn't a skull, it was a big a** rock, but it was as big as a skull. A skull sized rock-- my bad.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

@GFriendel @Grendalslayer00 😰😰

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

So, I saw this pool of these things that looked like fire snakes, and I was scared at first, but I jumped into it.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

So, I was kind of lookin' for more fulfilling beings.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

So, y'all know I always been a loner. I mean, there was my mom and animals n' s**t, but I ain't have nobody.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

Yo, before I go in there, I want y'all to know about the first time I went to #TheLandOfman

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

"Surprise, b**ch. I bet you thought you saw the last of me.”

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

Gotta let out my battle cry before I pop off. #LetEmKnow #TheyAintready #SayMyName

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

Yo, I saw my moms. Damn, she let herself go.
#FellOff #wtf

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

'Bout to pop off at #TheLandOfMan

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

The doe ran off.
#dasrightb**ch

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

@GFriendel @Grendalslayer00 You betta get him before he get you. 👀

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

Man, I can't believe this doe just caught me havin' a break down.
#embarrasinaf #StillGrrrrate

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

Tell me why I yelled at the sky and it ain't say nothin' back?
#rudeaf

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

Y'all I'm so disappointed in myself. Like, I eat living people for fun- Who does that? Some f**ked up sh*t.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

I was so mad I screamed and scared myself, but I ain't weak tho.

[Grendel The Grate @GRENDELTHEGRATE]

This muf**ka ain't move; actin' bold af. So, I say "What's good?" and I throw a skull at him. 'Bout to spook this b**ch. He wasn't scared.