GRRemlin

I can make you smile whether you want it or not!

[Хроника деградации @sergeenko_i]

В принципе план был нормальный и должен был сработать, но неожиданно украинцы начали стрелять.

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@TheJohnDiMaggio "I'm gonna write my own contract! With blackjack! And hookers!" #bendergate

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@GoogleStadia #StadiaSweepstakes

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@EatThisMuch Are the servers down again? I can't access the website or the app...

[Unreal Tournament @utgame]

The Unreal Deal Pack is 88% off on Steam! Your chance to grab the games that started it all. https://t.co/g3CzS4x7uy

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@handyappsinc and @AndroidPolice are giving away LG G3!!! http://t.co/qgbGH9fcJY

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@TheChivery Hi Justina! :) (John asked me to do it!)

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@Tambordeaux Just read the News! Congratulations on kicking cancer's ass!!! #KCCO !!!

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@ChiveNation @DC_Chivers YO!

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Anyone has a ticket to #kccodc I can purchase? Plz DM

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"Нутакахули" - греческая фамилия.

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"OK, what's the cup fo- OH MY GOD!" ~Anyone who watched that famous video.

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So I put my phone on "Airplane Mode" and threw my phone up in the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.

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Require Congressmen and Senators to wear logos of their financial backers on their clothing, much like NASCAR drivers http://t.co/7NAiiUoLd1

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@33toLive Ну я, как обычно, каждое третье число месяца.

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Месяц не было горячей воды во всем городе.
И вот, свершилось!
...Раскатистый бас соседа снизу: "Гоооспооди, помоооемся..."

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Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.

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Писать стоя - фигня. Вот мухи могут на потолок срать...

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Работник дельфинария, когда хочет похвалить своего сына, кидает в него селедкой.