@MatthwDayton I'm not saying he taps his toes in the airport bathroom stall next to me or chase pages in the cloakroom for that matter either. Because AI doesn't do that. But if it did...
@MatthwDayton I decline to state exactly when I was first called Daddy, or exactly when I accepted it (he was worth it), or how many people exactly have my number saved as Daddy. For strategic sex positivity reasonsπ. But I should call them...
@MatthwDayton Liking this post feels ick. But I see you and hear you. You have nothing but my love and support (and esoteric solipsistic randomness and humor). β€οΈ
@MatthwDayton Nobody show this clip to my mum. She'll just use it to ask why I haven't gotten the boyfriends pregnant since it's in the water and tell me to stop filtering the water. Like anyone can afford tadpoles in this economy. AND also share the game console? No.