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A latter-day Yossarian in a battle of wits with a Starbucks-fueled Luftwaffe. In the event of a loss of cabin pressure...

[GSO @GSOldman]

@WriterlyTweets What? Table for how many more?

[GSO @GSOldman]

@WriterlyTweets Stay away from the floor heater!

[GSO @GSOldman]

@WriterlyTweets It was my wet argyle socks.

[GSO @GSOldman]

I've never been one to complain much but... where the hell did my timeline go? Anyone else having this problem?

[GSO @GSOldman]

@DavidSyner Damn. One of my all time musical heroes too.

[GSO @GSOldman]

I think this is the upper crust's definition of "pay dirt."

[GSO @GSOldman]

@DavidSyner Gee. If this guy could not spend his time playing golf, or tweeting ALL CAPS self-aggrandizement all day. If he could leave Rudyard Kipling out of his daughter's and son-in-law's shoes... if only. If any of this... he could maybe understood how to be a man.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

#PartyOfTrump is trending #18 in America. Retweet to push it to #1

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you think Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley should resign immediately.

[GSO @GSOldman]

Touché.

[Spot @Spotinator]

Dear Mr. Das Presidente:
Sincere congratulations. You're train ride will be over soon, and your golf bags unloaded at the station. Enjoy a long, relaxing life of bogeys.

[GSO @GSOldman]

@DavidSyner And in a good world, not the last.

[GSO @GSOldman]

@WriterlyTweets Lying around? No, he was spinning.
#sixwordstory #amwriting

[GSO @GSOldman]

I mean, at best, there's full hours of gaps that don't make sense. I use Twitter for communication, not elimination.

[GSO @GSOldman]

Why the hell does my timeline refuse to load past the last 5-6 hours? C'mon, Twitter, there's times when I can't be on your damn platform half a day. Why shouldn't I be able to see those tweets?

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Retweet if you'd rather watch #DoctorsOnlyPressConferences about #COVID19 instead of listening to lying propaganda by @realDonaldTrump who doesn't care how many people die from #coronavirus

[GSO @GSOldman]

@BitterCancerPt Hey, been a long time since I've said hi. Probably does me as much good as it may for anyone else hanging in there. 🙂

[GSO @GSOldman]

@Bang2write Yep, makes perfect sense. Most folks seem to overlook the fact that the great Benny Goodman died sitting at home, practicing his clarinet.

[Nate Lerner @NathanLerner]

Tired of Matt Gaetz?

His 2020 Democratic opponent is 26-year Navy veteran @PhilEhr.

Checkout the powerful video released today by Phil’s campaign, then share it to help spread the word!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump did this.
It’s all on Donald Trump.
Retweet if you agree.

[GSO @GSOldman]

@BitterCancerPt Great thing to hear from a good person! 🙌