Haruko Haruhara

Investigator for the Galactic Space Police Brotherhood. Bass player, Vespa rider, news junkie. Please alert me to all suspicious activity involving huge robots.

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

I'm at #Bahrain airport, and the govt is denying me entry. Our ally is terrified of human rights reporting.

[Alan Murray @alansmurray]

Public Attitudes toward Gun Control http://t.co/egxGyaR1 via @pewresearch

[Moe Davis (U.S. Air Force, Retired) @ColMoeDavis]

@abumuqawama @NickKristof Israel & Hamas can compromise & reach a deal, why can't congressional Dems & Repubs? Maybe need Morsi to mediate.

[Daniel McCarthy @ToryAnarchist]

Rage, Karl Rove, rage against the dying light!

[alex ogle @alex_ogle]

RT @kerrimac FDNY search for people trapped in their cars near 14th street. via @time Instagram http://t.co/qr8X6AXh

[The Elders @TheElders]

The #twostatesolution is in ‘deep peril’ - The Elders conclude visit to Israel and West Bank: http://t.co/4YR3uNpo

[Andrew Sullivan @sullydish]

Mitt cannot cut debt, and cut tax rates w/o removing major deductions which will affect middle class. It's lying. http://t.co/jLboxf25

[Onion Politics @OnionPolitics]

So what’s the deal, any shit happening off-campus after this thing? #debates

[Andrew Sullivan @sullydish]

Ryan reiterates that secularism - the distinction between politics and religion, between state and church, cannot and should not exist.

[Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper]

Heated discussion between @AriFleischer and reporter Kurt Eichenwald about whether more could have been done to prevent 9/11. @AC360 8p, 10p

[Haruko Haruhara @GSPBAgentHaruko]

Duty calls. XMas season busy. Numerous criminals to apprehend. Will hopefully return alive once dreadful midwinter Earth-rituals are over.

[Haruko Haruhara @GSPBAgentHaruko]

Bride-kidnapping in Kyrgyzstan. Vile, disgusting, abhuman practice caught on footage. http://t.co/wxjVSUTa

[Al Arabiya English @AlArabiya_Eng]

Arab League rebuffs Damascus as Clinton to meet Syrian opposition in Geneva http://t.co/aUcCc9DE #alarabiya #Syria #Assad

[Haruko Haruhara @GSPBAgentHaruko]

(And beware electric mice.) ~Haruko out.

[Haruko Haruhara @GSPBAgentHaruko]

Keep it real, humans. Just not as real as Haruko. Because that can be hazardous. http://t.co/r07AdHzR

[Haruko Haruhara @GSPBAgentHaruko]

So be excellent out there on this cold night, and remember, you're all in this together. (Haruko can peace if I gotta!) http://t.co/LH5r7Ppu

[Haruko Haruhara @GSPBAgentHaruko]

But now you're alive, humans. And unless I'm wrong (Haruko rarely is) you've got one good shot to make it glorious. http://t.co/YrsSSNEu

[Haruko Haruhara @GSPBAgentHaruko]

In a few billion years the sun will swallow this ball and everything since the first thermodynamic miracle will be gone http://t.co/jddjG9rb

[Haruko Haruhara @GSPBAgentHaruko]

Somebody out there just got shot, humans. Somebody out there just got themselves lost, and they won't ever be found. http://t.co/dbPnk4S8

[Haruko Haruhara @GSPBAgentHaruko]

It's rough out there, humans. Many of you are starving, or suffering, or just plain dying. http://t.co/ADmjM8SL