@justinbrookhart The employees at the Home Depot p̵a̵i̵n̵t̵ ̵c̵o̵u̵n̵t̵e̵r̵ wield an awful lot of influence over the quality of someone’s S̶a̶t̶u̶r̶d̶a̶y̶ life.
@michaelwconrad @makeawiesch @CullyHamner @Chloe_in_pink Your notes on making us BOTH Laurel and BOTH Hardy were equal parts cruel and amazingly accurate. Genius work!
@feralcatbox I have found myself talking about my lawn a lot recently, even when I try not to. I'm terrified for what sort of future that might mean for me.
Over the last 20 years, the songs that I have had stuck in my head for more than 5 years at a time are Puff the Magic Dragon, and Moon Over Parma.
Please pray for me, as I have woken up with Michael Jackson's Earth Song in my head everyday for a week straight.
@michaelwconrad Michael, I think I love you, but I also do not want to have sex with you. I am not sure what that means about my life and I am now very conflicted. Emotions that don’t involve my genitals are confusing and scary for me.
(I hope you guys are safe and warm!)
As someone that is completely incapable of talking about my own work, it always feels like magic when someone is able to put words to it. Let alone, when they are able to do so evocatively and thoughtfully! Thank you for the kind words Chris!
Domestic terrorism: Violent, criminal acts committed by individuals and/or groups to further ideological goals stemming from domestic influences, such as those of a political, religious, social, racial, or environmental nature.
This morning my neighbor yelled at me from 200+ feet away for inadvertently scaring away a bird on my own property, because he had been “watching that bird all morning!”...
@justinbrookhart Thrown into a river on CHRISTMAS nonetheless. However, the Penguin is (apparently) 33 years old during the main events of Batman Returns. I feel like we all turned out pretty good, considering.