Garden State Thruway

Formerly known as Colorblind Ultimate, now known as Thruway, but you can call us PoNJ. Our only cheer is TAC-O.

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Tacos.

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Looks like we'll need to find a new teammate to tweet for sectionals!

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We've made it to the promise land. Now when is this magic party happening at? #mombonding

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New rankings are up! Not only are we in the positives but we went from 198/198 to 144/201. So happy right now. #tearsofjoy #likeamom #milf?

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Just an update, we're now ranked 198/198. We might be the first team to break 200! #goals

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Won 13-10 against @BeltwayBullets today in losers pre-quarters. Moving on to face @JohnDoeUltimate in quarters. #asherlostbothflips #rookie

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Lost to @GennyTallBoys 15-9. Went 3-1 on the day and broke into championship play. Going to carry into Sunday for 13th. #19thseed #step1

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In the championship bracket. Pre-quarters against @GennyTallBoys. Coming out of half 8-7 on defense. @GardenStateUlti

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On second thought I have a new goal for us. We're going to get out of the negatives in the rating system! #negative300 #oppositeofspartans

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Officially ranked 190/190 on usau! At least we can only go up from this point... Unless we stay last or more teams join and we move down...

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So we're practicing with @GardenStateUlti today. Everyone is just talking about wanting the D or was it a D? #sexuallyconfused #dickgolf

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@UltiProblems Running half a mile to the train station after a week off from Wildwood feels like my lungs are exploding. #death

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Everyone is at Wildwood, and I'm just sitting here eating fried food all day. #gainz

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Looking at my legs today, I'm proud of my baby sock tan even though I've been missing that vitamin D. #alliwantisthatD

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Man, @GardenStateUlti followed us right away. Now we gotta try to make regionals or something again. #strengthbid

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At the dawning of a new day, upon contemplation, I realized our big brothers at @GardenStateUlti haven't followed us back yet. #seasongoals

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We're working on dumps or something today. If you play against us, I recommend stopping those.

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Sorry we didn't tweet this at OMK. The fun teammate couldn't make it. He used to play ultimate till he took an arrow to the knee. #sorry

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My twitter notifications tell me all the big teams are tweeting about #ultimate. Well jokes on you, so are we. #ultimate #flatball

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Also you know we live in jersey when the endzone ISO is called in one of the many Indian languages. #indiannationalteam #cultured