Lï

// One love 💛//

[Lï @GSUNI]

You may be wrong for doing it but I believe in an Americans right to bring coffee to their interview. Eventually someone won’t gaf and hire them anyway

[Lï @GSUNI]

-into the local water supply (especially in small towns that just so happen to be majority red counties) and that mysterious milk production issue in the early 2000s. Maybe something like that

[Lï @GSUNI]

“Everybody has ADHD now!!!!!” Yeah. That’s the consequence of an entire generation thinking it was okay to smoke and drink while pregnant not to mention the lack of prenatal care because so many teen pregnancies were hidden until months along, as well as the chemicals they dumped

[Nico @NicoHQ1]

I’m yelling at myself through my phone 😭😭 What is the diagnosis for this 😭

[Lï @GSUNI]

I don’t own a loads worth of linen yet I’m scared to try to dye something myself but it must be done

[Lï @GSUNI]

@acidshill A bisexual man is a gay man pretending to like women because he is either afraid of his true gayness or he was hurt by a woman and wants to use them to hurt them back.

[Lï @GSUNI]

@coyotepeederson Pipeline to reels

[Lï @GSUNI]

@MeekyBlinders Classic Make them think you’re on a call with someone who wants to hire you more trick

[Lï @GSUNI]

@instagram let me scroll through the reels someone sent me instead of going straight to random reels before I leave the chat

[Lï @GSUNI]

I still can’t believe I had surgery this year

[Lï @GSUNI]

Anything unsalaried is not enough for it to be appropriate to contact me after hours. Let’s handle that when I clock in

[Lï @GSUNI]

@penkostephens Put a tampon in a meditate on it. Ts feels like I’m taking poison damage

[Lï @GSUNI]

@Apple let me zoom out on the notes app

[Lï @GSUNI]

@4_hopeeee You have to respond like this so they know you saw and don’t gaf fr otherwise they’ll send another message like “how u been?”

[Lï @GSUNI]

@shytwunk I’ll do a bet though

[Lï @GSUNI]

@shytwunk Everyone I know makes fun of people who gamble. Low IQ activity if I ever saw one

[Lï @GSUNI]

Can ya bless me with something? Career wise

[Lï @GSUNI]

@RE_allyTEAtv @xanborghini Some have done it for less

[Lï @GSUNI]

My body loves milk I just wish my taste buds did too

[💬 @aruariandepart]

i never asked u to be my boss. i asked to be ur employee and u said yes. so if we wanna get technical, u had an employee and i didnt have a boss. im not saying what i did was right but dont try and make it into smtg bigger than it was

[Lï @GSUNI]

I’m eating the whole cow this year fuck it blend the liver too