Greg Varley

just here for the giggles @GSVarley on Instagram He/Him

[Greg Varley @GSVarley]

“I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.” -David Rose

#WeekOfSchitt @danjlevy

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

5pm today: Meta gives $950K for @XavierBecerra

4am tomorrow: Meta lays off 10% of workforce

Mark Zuckerberg wants a friend in Sacramento. I won't be.

[Greg Varley @GSVarley]

Crazy what 14 years can do

[DETOUR 🔁 @dumbhotvirgo]

Gay club whenever the lights come on

[Pete 🏳️‍🌈 @PeteAscolese]

Runway by Lady Gaga & Doechii

[Silvia Vanessa ✨🤠 @__silviavanessa]

It amazes me that Wicked is 23ish years old, has been done in many countries and several languages, and still no one has come close to this.

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

I’ve actually often said I’ve lived an entire life in one night before

[Nickelback fan account @gabbykaulitz001]

I lied there is no sex we are going to watch a defunctland documentary

[Nick | ❤️❤️ @EnjoyMissJanet]

Kristi Noem’s husband while she’s out attacking drag queens

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

The No Kings protest was cute at first but we’re at the 5th one now with no change I need yall to start burning shit

[sirenasinspace🧜🏽‍♀️🪐🛸 @sirenaslloran]

me on molly while everyone’s on ketamine

[Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton]

Yet there’s no way to be homosexual without politics impacting your life

[Matty @bestestname]

Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are

[Troutski 🐟 ☭ 🇵🇸 @Troutski__]

If this happens I bet it's gonna be a military base in socal. They'll say it was a drone launched from Mexico by cartels working with Iran or some bs. Then in 10 years we'll find out it was the CIA.

[a nosey italian @acozyitalian]

It’s her

[David @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

bad bunny i am free tomorrow night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out tomorrow night when i am free

[shiv🔻 @trinisadian]

“i asked chatgpt to create a caricature of me and my job”

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x

[Greg Varley @GSVarley]

One of the best shows just got added to Netflix

Also happens to be one of my favorite Halloween costumes we’ve ever done

[John Early @bejohnce]

Guess what just magically appeared on netflix

[dave goelz facts @davegoelzfacts]

Arm rods visible in the muppet show 2026 saved my life