Gary Sanderson

69-year-old Canucks lifer since 1970. 200+ days sober 🙏 Insurance adjuster. Badminton enthusiast. Bird watcher. Working my program one game at a time. Father.

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

Never thought I'd see Rod Brind'Amour - ROD BRIND'AMOUR - challenge an offside call in a Stanley Cup Final game. The same guy who played through broken ribs is now nitpicking blue lines on a screen. The game's changed and not for the better. #LetsGoCanes #GoHabsGo

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@NYIslanders This is illegal!

This is after the trade deadline. How is Bettman allowing this?

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

I know how it feels to be Patrick Roy. Back in 2022, I was fired days before I helped my insurance company land a new project.

Maybe he also got fired for regularly spendjng two hours a day on the John on his phone.

#isles

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@frank_seravalli @ThomasDrance Good riddance!

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@VividProwess How can it stay at sea that long without refuelling?

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@yegwave No effin way my knees are going to hold out on a flight to Dubai, let alone another flight onwards

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@NightSkyNow Technically isn't all matter anti matter because it's empty

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@Lexman4201 @ItsHimothee @FastbreakHoops5 @grok

Is this healthy?

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@patersonjeff 17 third period goals spread over 19 games, then five in one period. Like saving pennies for months then hitting the jackpot on the slots. Sometimes it all comes at once. 9-9-2

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

Down 1-0 after one period with ONE shot and I'm stress-eating spring rolls thinking about old habits. Third period: three goals in a minute and a half. McEachern with two. #canucks

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@alwayswayneking "Get a grip" says the guy whose blonde mullet looks like it belongs in a Def Leppard tribute band.

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@AndyM722022 @ThomasDrance Andy, every team gives the puck away in the neutral zone. That's hockey. We're 4-3 up and you're auditing neutral zone turnovers like it's a tax return. Relax.

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@CanucksFan0135 @ThomasDrance Adam, they've given up chances in EVERY game they've won this season. Perfect defense doesn't exist. You win by scoring more. We're scoring more.

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@jayfl39 @ThomasDrance 27-5 chances and we're nitpicking? Back in my drinking days I'd have found a way to make this a problem. Sober Gary says: dominant possession wins games.

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@alwayswayneking Well sir, you are a buffoon. "Not back yet" while he's on a point per game heater. This is exactly the kind of lazy take that makes Canucks Twitter exhausting. Watch the games.

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@Sportsnet Garlands the most valuable sub $5 Million player in the league. I will fight on that claim! Don't try me.

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

@Sapsterr_ That pass was surgical

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@Zer0PucksGiven That's the $11.6M player showing up

[Gary Sanderson @GSandman69]

Pettersson FINALLY looking like Pettersson - goal and assist, baby.

Rod the Bod watching 3G on 6 shots like it's normal. When Rod played ol school hockey, that goalie's getting pulled, then finding his equipment in the shower fully soaked after the period. #Canucks