@ItsHarryHusky "Well, I asked you about an hour ago to put the kettle on for a cup of Darjeeling, remember?"
"Oh gawd, yeah, I forgot... Bloody hell, I left the kettle on the gas!!!"
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"Oh, that's charming, that is! We came here to do up the living room and end up stripping the kitchen!"
It seems someone started a rumour that my cheekdots aren't real... As if I drew them on to be more popular...
I am shocked, offended, and insulted that anyone would believe I could do such a thing! D: