Guilty Squirrel HQ

Something is going on.
Probably nothing. 🐿️🛸

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They told me not to ask questions.
So naturally… I asked more.
🛸🐿️
#GuiltySquirrelHQ #TheElusiveTruth

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@sarahtexe Politicians are all puppets. If you think that any of them are actually in charge... you are ignorant.

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@ImmortanZit How about when Austin gets his life back.

[Caspersight @Caspersight]

No is this real? 😢

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@Caspersight So sad :(

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@ImmortanZit

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@ImmortanZit Karmelo is a criminal. Murder is a crime. Fyi

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@bekahj Correct.

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@C2thaL2thaIGG No

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@iamcardib @Kehlani Racist

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@thisisfineusdc Looks perfectly fine to me.. loaded up.

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We're currently investigating:

• UFOs • Bigfoot • The missing 10mm socket

We have leads.

[Nova @badattrading_]

$WORLDCUP holders i have some bad news

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@Doz_ell Hey, me too!
LFG!

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Management keeps shutting down our sport.

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@Ryze_Jones @Govindtwtt

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@Ryze_Jones @Govindtwtt Why send a letter when you can send a pidgeon?

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

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Not gonna lie…

hearing a U.S. president casually say “extraterrestrial” was not on my 2026 bingo card.

#UAP #Disclosure #GuiltySquirrelHQ
#TheElusiveTruth

[Dumb Money @Dumb__Money]

The ones who look crazy in the bear become legends in the bull.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m trying to figure out how we went from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building AI pollution factories in every city.