GreatStitchmaster

19 | Too tired to be bait sorry, kinda gay 🏳️‍⚧️ | shedtwt dni or be blocked

[GreatStitchmaster @GStitchmaster]

Hey I guess since no one sees my posts anyways (would be CRAZY if shadow ban idk) here’s some funny takes for y’all (ongoing 🧵)

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My stapler teacher was too busy teaching me Nutella tricks

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@CasuallyGreg Congratulations you found the problem in the system, now please keep taking it out on the victims to make yourself feel better

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For 100% survival rate you need either: 1. 50% blue button presses, or 2. 100% red button presses, one of these is a lot easier

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

inventing a sacrifice nobody needs

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The new norm can’t even afford to draw memorial pieces anymore they gotta AI generate this shit

[The New Norm Show @XNewNorm]

Scott Adams

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Wearing a judge dredd shirt, he really was always like this……….

[Nuno Losch @L0SCH]

Agematched

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Uhhh yeah he kinda looks like uhhhh like Charlie Kirk… :/

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@jacksfilms Jacksfilms viral in 2025, I’ve waited for these days

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All he did was roar his mind, were really killing people over roars

[Peixãõ Fodãáâåàäoôõøôhmm @PiscesFueda]

"n sei o que fiz para merecer um time tão ruim"

eu na Era Mesozoica:

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 U.S. literally has one of these in New York

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So nice to see the Post Office is celebrating Indigenous Peoples day. That’s what they’re doing right? Right?

[The Father @Sneegsnag]

So umm I may have forgotten a tiny detail about our government as of late

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@jjba_cursed You can tell it’s go animate because you never get more than 5 FPS

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@RightWingCope @esjesjesj @land_apostle An 8 year old Facebook post mildly incriminating the most progressive personality of our time is definitely what we need to be talking about right now thank you

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@DreamLeaf5 At least this time it would be more of an organized group than antifa or all trans people

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@RightWingCope @TheOmniLiberal Eating up this insight slop oh my god

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The fucking irony here. whoever made this post please actually read the Bible, maybe people will like you more

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@hotpantsxoxo @Txcslutch I swear your the boy who cried wolf of ragebait and you got exiled just to come back in a silly disguise

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@ShiinaAnexo It’s like y’all don’t remember when every episode in season 2 did this on their premier

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@M1das_2FORT @SinthelKisser Yeah right TF2 M1das

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@esjesjesj “Pro-antifa” tells me exactly what they understand about antifa

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@BrodyFoxx Brody, please take this tweet down. There are children on this app, and you are going to scare them.

My son is 2 and a half. He came running into my arms, tears in his eyes. You frightened him with this obscenity.

Please consider being more responsible with your platform.