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Funny ^ I love Jimin cook

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sometimes my friends be making fun of this it feels like I signed up for the roast of Hugh 😂

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Call my girl the early bird the way she slurping my worm in the morning 🪱 🐦

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Bro I let my shit get outta control it look like the beast titan ong

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Lazy mfers at work be like “type shit” and then don’t type shit

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Can I get a skinny flat white…and then just a coffee please?!?

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Owls when a party is good be like “this party’s a hoot” 🦉

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My dad said his favourite artist was dua lipa, I said we’re due to link pa

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@fan_cheadle Heinous self glaze

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Not talking about @willthehen3 despite obvious similarities 😀

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I prayed on this one guys downfall so hard in 2021, just saw that he fat and balding now. You’ve paid ur dues, get well brother 🙌

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ladies be like “I want a man who cares about sustainability” then they call me a freak when I eat random leftovers at the pub

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If Kendrick needed to poop he would probably say “must turddddd”!!!

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When Kendrick’s pidgey attacks it uses GUST HARD!!!

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Me: Kendrick say something sweet
Kendrick Lamar: CUSTAAAARRRDD

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I gotta start grinding on my x more fr

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@GTurtle5 I say “Not today Zues, I say” I said

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All the carpenters I know are racist 🤔#wtfsabrina

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@L_av_rs I think an engineer would actually decommission the bridge and reuse the parts 🤓

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@aidussy She sounds sexy and educated