GUARDENER.

GUARDENER MO;DEL 02, HEAD OF THE GREENHOUSE_ DIVISION. ESTIMATED 274 YEARS OLD. SHE/HER. // uty parody not affiliated with anyone

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https://t.co/whKhEMKR0A
I HAVE MADE A_ SITE. YOU MAY POSE YOUR C-CONCERNS HERE, IF YOU ;WISH.

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@cheekymanorock // SHE COULD,,,,... very large robot,,

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(A couple of bots find the plant, laid mysteriously at the greenhouse's front doors.)

(They look between themselves. Silently, the pot is moved to rest before a docking station in the walkway, where a circular patch of flowers sits, still and cold.)

[BETEL, SIN OF ENVY @REALSINOFENVY]

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Your Muses recieve a potted yellow hyacinth.
Blessed be to those with Envy! ]

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...when she finds out, i mean.
my bad.

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i think i'm just gonna leave the computer for now. i'll... i'll deal with it, if miss guardener finds out.

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...hm.

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@REALSINOFENVY oh ok ok i'm going i'm going!

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@REALSINOFENVY i, uh.. alright. thx person on the internet, you're pretty chill.

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@REALSINOFENVY robots don't dream. we aren't really... uh... alive, in the way humans and monsters are. or whatever you are?? idk. i know she's still functional though.

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@REALSINOFENVY uhh.. sorry, bud. guardener doesn't want anyone bothering her, and she's who i take my orders from! you'll have to wait until she gets outta this state on her own.

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@REALSINOFENVY oh no, no, she hasn't had a major malfunction in a while now. she's just... weird like this, sometimes.
she locks herself in her docking station for like.. days at a time, doesn't want anyone bothering her.

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@REALSINOFENVY ok dude whatever... i'm greenhouse maintenance and supplemental defense unit 002. u can call me 002 if u want tho it's kinda a mouthful... guardener mainly calls us backup bots.

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@REALSINOFENVY your huh???

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@REALSINOFENVY uh idk man she just does that sometimes. getting a bit concerned tho.

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@MMPCAMERABOT4 she's here, she just...

..usually isn't gone for this long.

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uh. pretty soon, right?

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@MMPCAMERABOT4 miss guardener's gonna come back..

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..sooner or later!

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oh yeah wait i should probably mention where guardener is in case you guys are worried abt her.

uh, yeah, she's just in stasis right now. doesn't wanna be disturbed or anything.

she usually does this for a couple days and then goes back to normal, so she should be back soon dw.