LIL FOOL 🌶

a good charm bracelet ♈︎ ☼ —♉︎ ☾ — ♎︎ ⇞

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

f**k animal crossing, i’m going to start playing DotA

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

thinking about how madonna gave us one of the biggest dance songs of the 21st century at age 47 and danced in the video for it with eight broken bones after falling off a horse a few weeks earlier

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

full moon in cancer has me feeling like buying Pokémon scarlet and completely retracting from the world for a lil bit ❤️🤞

[Librarian 📚 @gimmiedafries]

The caption was “I’ve been telling them for weeks that if they don’t behave the grinch will come” LMAOOO

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@donwiick_ lead by example

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@bkfinest__ this is disrespectful

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@whotfisjovana both my psychiatrist and therapist told me this same thing 😎

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

I wish our bodies charged on beds like phones on the wireless charger

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@nCarloOoOo1 ill be rooting for you guys 📣 we’re gonna need a prize update lol

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@ninjaturtlparty God, yesterday I was really so close to putting a Marie Calendar’s pumpkin pie in the oven and calling it a night, but I was too lazy (???) 😩 sometimes I feel like we are the same person 😂

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

just ordered my synbiotics & vitamins, excited to get back on track again 🌟 @ritual 💛

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

imagine saying you haven’t heard Christmas music yet and you find out ur positive for Covid while hearing its the most wonderful time of the year ❤️‍🩹🥲

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

lex is slaying dinner right now

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@xdarkling ugh it was so bad I’ve never experienced anything like it

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

this man just straight up ripped the most PUTRID ASS in front of me on line and stepped out of his noxious fart cloud for me to unwillingly step into it. I will be spending the next 10 mins on line imagining round house kicking him out of this ASSURED STANCE

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@BornAKang LMAOOO last time @idntgveafckkk and i were in Turks, our friend dropped a HUGE crab in the kitchen & couldn’t get it out from the cabinets. I had been asleep & went up @ 4 AM for water to come face to face w a big ass crab jumping off my suitcase w no context 😭

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@tinaqueen_15 on my 22nd bday my Uber driver had a panic attack as we drove from bklyn into manhattan thru the Battery Tunnel. he started slowing down and stopping, hyperventilating and sweating 😭 he said he’d never gone thru the tunnel before. I felt horrible. was able to coax him thru it

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@Geno_TheBatosai @imaginedune @tinaqueen_15 I agree, it could have been completely chaotic. He was an immigrant and potentially new to NYC, I don’t believe he had been working Uber for long. He didn’t realize the route had guided him to the tunnel as opposed to the bridge. Thankfully we got through it! Lol

[LIL FOOL 🌶 @GUINEAWITCH]

@Geno_TheBatosai @imaginedune @tinaqueen_15 I don’t think this was anticipated, I’m sure this was a traumatizing day for him 🥲