𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 !

you can spend your 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 playing bach ! it’s a͟ ͟l͟o͟t͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟ than that !

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

i 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 feel ( like ) somebody’s * 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 ! can i / 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 / my
privacy !?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

<—— passed the hell out under a tree

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

🔥🔥🔥

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

( woah !

look who’s out ! )

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

yeah , but !

it sounds cooler if
it’s just
“ ches “

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

( A slight smile in turn . )

Well , thank you , Chesnok .

. . . Is that really the name we're going with ?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

( he smiles ! )

deal .

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

( A sigh of irritation . )

We can ' explore the world ' until I have to leave for school .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

( he’s like a broken
record . )

they don’t / have /
to be !

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

I wouldn't dream of it .

. . . I mean , I HAVE dreamed about it , but those are just dreams .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

you can be the one
to . . .

break tradition ?

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

( Blink . Blink . )

My grandfather's over a thousand years old and he still lives under our roof .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

( yeeeeaaah .
right . )

at least he can’t
do anything once
you’re out of the
house .

( a pause . )

you do plan on leaving ,
/ eventually / , right ?

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

Wh — Of course I do ! Father would kill me if I failed , and you can now probably gauge that I'm not being figurative !

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

you don’t / have / to be
a good solomonar !

( waving his hands around
frantically . like that will drive
his point further or something . )

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

It might just mean I won't be a very good Solomonar .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

that’s good , right ?

shows you don’t have
to be like him .

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

Well , that's Father for you . I'll admit I can't imagine being as brutal as him .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

i can’t even imagine
the things you consider
normal .

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

Oh , uhm .

I guess .

But I guess my idea of a ' crazy story ' isn't the same as yours .

Seriously , that anecdote seemed normal to me until fifteen seconds ago .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

( eyes WIDE . )

woah .

. . . can you tell
me some other
crazy stories ?

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

I remember when that happened !

( . . . )

( His smile drops . Coughing into his fist . )

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

( blink . )

so the story where he
sucked the blood out of
someone because he was
five minutes late / wasn’t /
true ?

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

Not really .

I mean , whatever you've heard about him , I doubt it's true .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

ooookay .
cool ! yeah ,
that’s . . . cool .

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

I didn't expect him to be THAT famous .

( He admits in turn . )

But , uhm . . . Yeah . He is .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

no !

( he doesn’t THINK
so ?!?!?! )

i just didn’t expect
your DAD to be THE
gustav schvagenbagen .

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

I don't know ! It never came up !

Is . . .

Is it important ?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

why didn’t you tell
me / sooner / !?!?

( it’s okay . this is
fine ! )

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

( Flinching back ! )

Uh . . . Yeah ?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

HOLY SHIT !

( !?!?!?!?! )

THAT’S your dad !?!?

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

( . . . )

Gustav Schvagenbagen .

Like I said , he's a —

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

( oh shit ??
does he even wanna
ask ? )

. . . who is he ?

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

You have no idea . My father's one of the most powerful vampires on the planet .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

( staring . confused . )

what ?

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

( He shoots him a look . )

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐘𝐑 ! @GUITARSTOLEN]

ᅠ

you’ll be fine .
how scary
can he be ?

ᅠ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 . @BACHANDBABANG]

You underestimate my father .