Ogma GU

Rapper. Artist. A lot of other things. Grand Unified Theory.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

You expect me to show sympathy for someone who believed human empathy was a weakness and spewed white supremacist talking points while calling it debate??

Miss me with it.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

RIP Ozzy.

Thanks for healing us with your voice and giving all of yourself to your craft. Thanks for delivering me from some of the darkest times in my life.

Only The Prince of Darkness could have gifted us with such light.

Sleep well.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

You claim to be free loving patriots until the constitution and the bill of rights get in the way of your twisted agenda.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

Good ol' America. Conveniently forgetting your history to suite your own selfish needs. Bold strategy.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

People who support mandatory Ten Commandments in Louisiana schools would've gotten their asses kicked by The Founding Fathers, who adamantly believed in the separation of Church and State.

Even those that were adamantly religious understood the importance of the separation.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

In the same way that Trump "likes his troops uncaptured," similarly, I like my Presidents to "not be 34 time felons."

It's just a preference thing. 🤷‍♂️

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

I'd prolly feel better about paying taxes if they weren't being used almost exclusively to bomb kids.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

10/10 times when someone is like "R u OfFeNdED...u TrIgGeReD???" They are the most emotional fragile and easily offended human being on the planet lmaaaoo

[Coheed and Cambria @Coheed]

“Welcome Home is not their best song!”

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

Everyone acting like Travis Kelce didn't have a right to be upset is wylin. Not giving him the ball was pure stupidity and almost cost them the game. 🤷‍♂️

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

The SpongeBob broadcast is 10x better than listening to Tony Romo's analysis of this game.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

This is what I'm sayin about Andy's situational decision making. You don't challenge the spot, and you take a timeout anyway. Lol. Bold strategy.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

Cooking competition shows be like:

*Voice of Chopped show host*

"A pig heart....diced fig newton....vegan curry powder, and lamb lips....

You must bake a delicious cake using only these ingredients. You have 34 seconds. Good luck to you contestants!"

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

Who do I vote for, the 81 year old segregationist or the insurrectionist on trial for r4pe??

We really pick great leaders in this country...

Lots of integrous stand up citizens to choose from.........

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

If you squint E Jean Carroll looks like Moira from Schitts Creek and I can't unsee it.

This is Trump's 16th trial this year and it's still January.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

Everytime you think a politician is being honest from either major bought and paid for political party, an angel loses its wings.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

If you don't know who Mystic Spiral is don't even talk to me about 90s grunge.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

The Reich Wing can't decide if C@v1d is "just a cold" or a bioweapon generated in a lab. Which one is it??

YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH.

[Ogma GU @GUOgma]

New track off my upcoming EP CRASH available on bandcamp now.

https://t.co/AG6GoI7ceu

#HipHop
#GrandUnifiedTheory

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