Greg Usher

Lawyer. Sports fan. Sarcasm enthusiast. Tweets are my own

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@LeBatardShow @MichaelRyanRuiz @gregcote I wore my new Cote Tuesdays shirt last night for the first time to my bowling league. Promptly shot a 300. Destiny.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Update: after trading away a defensive linemen and a cornerback in a two separate trades today and having two additional roster spots, the Chargers pivoted and kept veteran safety Tony Jefferson on their 53-man roster.

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@ReturnOfKappy @moneyt825 You’re subhuman. Seriously. Who says things like this?

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@Bobbert69572732 @DonnaPrissyrn1 Jesus. Anyone who believes in that shit needs to be committed.

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@ChrisJ_F @LeBatardShow You’re an actual idiot. Full stop. If you are angry at Dan/the show after hearing that, they don’t care if you never listen again and might prefer you don’t. You are part of the problem. I think Clay Travis is still looking for more listeners. His bullshit is more your speed

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@ranchwilder86 We agree on a lot of things. That was a 4 or 5 out if 10. At best. And I’m a big Usher fan

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

This is a fantastic tweet.

[BadgerStew @BadgerStew]

Dr Anthony Fauci, a renowned scientist who spent five decades researching and fighting global pandemics, is going on Pat McAfee next week to break down the New York Jets offensive scheme for @AaronRodgers12.

Do you see how fucking stupid that sounds?

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@jasonwhitlock Why does anyone listen to your dumb ass anymore? Hit a treadmill and see if you can come up with some better takes while you’re getting that blood pumping.

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@sagesteele Headed to Fox News or some other right wing bullshit “news” outlet? Most of us forgot you ever existed at ESPN and are completely fine with that and your departure generally. Oh, and you don’t have ANY 1st amendment rights at a privately owned company. Lol

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@JacobBaker613 @PicturesFoIder @Apalladino8912 @allcot_j That’s 100% an alligator. Too large and nose is too rounded. @RonMagill what say you?

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@NFL_DovKleiman Bob Sanders

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@ranchwilder86 I feel like I’m missing something. Send me a link to the skit so I can watch that video and understand this joke.

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@ranchwilder86 Also, water is wet. Also, also, @IAGovernor still truly sucks at her job. She is never safe from catching strays like this in my tweets.

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@MattWallace888 @benandjerrys @benandjerrysUK @BenAndJerrysOz You’re a fucking idiot. And so is Elon Musk. Twitter sucks now and it’s because of mouth breathing shit stirrers like you.

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@stillnothawkize That seems to absurd to be true, but good Lord, do I want it to be true

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@ranchwilder86 total fucking badass for that. Cold-blooded.

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@ranchwilder86 Jokic should’ve won IMO

[Greg Usher @GUsher24]

@hawkchick11 southern comfort and any jamaican black rum. Jesus Christ, even seeing one of them on the shelf makes my stomach turn over.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

WHAT THE

[University of Iowa @uiowa]

According to @sportingnews Caitlin Clark becomes the first men's or women's DI player to have 900+ points and 300+ assists in a single season.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Caitlin Clark has recorded the first 30-point triple-double in NCAA Tournament history.