Shit My Friends Say

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

That's the kind of beer you drink when you're fucking a bitch on a hang glider flying over Hawaii.

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

I'm standing and I'm proud of that.

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

If I had 3 hands with middle fingers I'd throw them all up at you right now

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

I don't have a beef with anyone but I want to have a beef. I think this guy could be the beef I need

[Austin Rietveld @Austin_Rietveld]

Don't understand why there is even instructions for microwaving pizza rolls. Like they go in the oven, duh #TwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

"Guys my dick is literally leaking"

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

Bitches love the zoo, aka my bedroom

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

"No, we're not looking at micropenises on the TV"

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

I'm going to make myself chuck to make room for more beer.

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

Bitches love the Olive Garden

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

Yeah I made the toilet. But, where are your cleansing wipes?

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

I use my pacemaker to light my cigarettes.......

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

"Find a 24 hour pasta near me"

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

"If Miley Cyrus saw me, she'd definitely fuck with me"

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

Do your squats, eat your veggies worship based god. It'll all be okay

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

Molly'd Out Since Cub Scouts

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

I'm not even tripping, wait hold up a minute those fruit are dancing.

[Shit My Friends Say @GVdumbasses]

"Bro I'm going to be passed out at 4"
"Naw man you're going to be peaking at 4" #LSD