George W. Carver

I took a peanut and turned it into nitroglycerin. What have you done?

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

After a long hiatus, back from the dead..... The worlds ending today? Awww shit.

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

@eamonnbrennan Yeah I hate it when people make fake twitter accounts. Pisses me off

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

Extended break from twitter, I should be back at it tomorrow

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

@CHELSCOWAN And trust me you will find your real friends. It will be a big chance to start over

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

@CHELSCOWAN College is the biggest transformation time for anyone. You really learn about yourself and what you want in life

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

@CHELSCOWAN In my years I've gained wisdom. True friends will always be there no matter how far away they live. Things will fall into place

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

College basketball has taken over. Not getting shit done now. Fuck....

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

@messiahcorps good day to you too. I hope you choke on a peanut and die.

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

The south has so little going for it, its nice we can let them have college football

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

I was lazy today, so just fuck off haters

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

Please see my previous stated advice RT @BrandiAllStar My dad fucking pisses me off.

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

Good morning followers. Advice: If some one is getting outta line, backhand them across the face. It won't leave as big a mark as the palm

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

Sorry @kyAdam my advice did not arrive sooner. and @jennnnaaaam I have had watermelon juice, although rare, it does exist

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

I think I'm off for the night, hard work to be done....

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

@CHELSCOWAN All I know is that its people with chainsaws. The acting must have been so bad I mistook them for inanimate objects

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

Don't apologize for yourself, say whatever u want RT @frrgeek @FusionRockRadio I wasn't saying ALL priests, just that one specific one....=\

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

I fucking love breakfast RT @GotLord breakfast has now been served.... my entire days schedule is so fucking fucked the fuck up. like fuck.

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

The national lumberjack competition, or chainsaw massacre or some boring shit RT @CHELSCOWAN WHAT IN THE WORLD IS ON MTV RIGHT NOW?! ewww.

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

College bowl games still going on? Oh its the I don't give a shit bowl. Sponsored by Nobody Fucking Cares. Give me the championship already

[George W. Carver @GW_Carver]

Now following @AndrewJenks . Saw this dudes show once, almost got beat to the ground by some drugged up rapper. Funny shit, funny shit