Aziaaaaaaaaaaa☯🕸🥀

Anti-social°Realist°Mother°

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

These two are the reason I learned to mind my own business.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

someone said "i don't walk away to teach ppl a lesson i walk away when I've learned mine" quote of the yearrrr

[♡ 𝐿𝒾𝓈 ♡ @opalhoneybee]

And that’s why you should always listen to your wife

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Rappers used to be fine enough to hang posters of them on your wall.

Now they look like the monsters under the bed.

[Liza @Li33aaa]

i knew i was crazy when this was my fav song as a child and i couldnt even relate to it yet

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[° @binx7h]

me coming home from work ready to isolate myself

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides they want to joke about me in a belittling way

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Would you work at a cemetery for $300/hr"

Me arguing with a ghost at 2AM:

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

& everyday that mf show us why smh

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy 48th Birthday to the scream queen, Justin Long!

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

just overheard a woman say "i’m not being mean. i’m just not actively making you comfortable" and i'll be using that line forever

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

How am I supposed to take them seriously after this?

[k @ysljennii]

this lowkey be a spiritual moment

[Stella @StellaaSports]

i had to watch this video twice to find where tf doja cat is 😭