German Poop

Senior league insider. Fantasy enthusiast.

[German Poop @GZTrash]

This is incredible. Nothing sums up the feeling of winning a championship better.

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Sleep well, NY.

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

The Basketball Champions of 2026

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Jalen Brunson,
First of His Name,
Breaker of Double Teams,
King of New York,
Most Valuable Player.

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[German Poop @GZTrash]

In 10 years, kids are gonna be hooping at the park yelling “OG” as they tip it in

[Shax @ShaxNBA]

The rewatch gonna be immaculate. I'm gonna see us down 29 and start smiling

[German Poop @GZTrash]

Something dragged me to New York City today. No idea why I came. Turned out to be the greatest sports night of my life.

[German Poop @GZTrash]

OG ANUNOBY THEY WILL BUILD A STATUE FOR YOU

[German Poop @GZTrash]

I just wanna play 82-0 and go to sleep. Real basketball stinks.

[German Poop @GZTrash]

@JoshCribbsHater So you're Cribbs? Thought you hated him.

[German Poop @GZTrash]

This is awesome

[Max Mannis @MaxMannis]

WFAN took three calls today discussing loopholes for how Jews can watch the Knicks game on Shabbat tonight 😂😂😂

[German Poop @GZTrash]

This shot reminded me of Josh Hart's 3 with 1:50 left in Game 1 against Cleveland in 2023.

That Hart shot was the first time I knew this Knicks core was different. Brunson's shot last night gave me that same feeling again.

Except this time, it was Game 1 of the NBA Finals.

[Teg🚨 @IQfor3]

BRUNSON BANG

[Lev Akabas @LevAkabas]

Jalen Brunson's clutch scoring in the playoffs is literally Michael Jordan-level

[German Poop @GZTrash]

Josh Hart shot 1/5 on FG and 0/3 from 3 but that +22 tells you everything you need to know.

16 game player.

[German Poop @GZTrash]

May I say one more time: everyone is better than Jalen Brunson until it’s time to be Jalen Brunson.

Let’s goooooooooo. #Knicks

[German Poop @GZTrash]

I know people on this app like complaining that the NBA Finals don’t feel like the finals anymore but I think the NHL has it even worse

[JeremyUnplugged @JeremyUnplugged]

If Jews “control the United States” — then why is Game 7 of Knicks-Spurs NBA finals scheduled to be on Shabbat? 🤔

[German Poop @GZTrash]

Wemby in monk mode tonight. Hammering Spurs ML.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Victor Wembanyama arrives for Game 6.

(via @NBA)

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Jewish wedding are a movie actually 🤣🤣🤣 Baruch Hashemmm

[German Poop @GZTrash]

I know we need them as proof of how far we’ve come but it’s kinda hilarious how dark-era Knicks players get their names dragged through the mud in a way no other irrelevant NBA players do.

I swear Cleanthony Early catches more strays than any of these Cavs players.