GalvestonCountyHumor

The original humor and jokes page about Galveston, Texas City, Dickinson, Lamarque, Santa Fe, and other cities

[GalvestonCountyHumor @G_County_Humor]

"Wanna go to cheddars after the movie since its right there"?

"First of all bitch we going to movies 12"

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Niggas rubbed 2 biscuits together

[GalvestonCountyHumor @G_County_Humor]

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[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

bein black aint good enough anymore i need to know a few more things about you before u get my support. we in a coondemic out here

[LeBron James @KingJames]

The decision of all decisions. October 7th. 12pm EST. 🫡👑 #TheSecondDecision

[GalvestonCountyHumor @G_County_Humor]

Marriage. When u tie the knot with someone stressful this tends to happen.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

How is this possible?

[KFC @kfc]

HERE, DAMN.

[Brando @GladysDaycare]

Damn Hulk I wish you were still with us, I sure would love to hangout again my brother love u miss u BM

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Congrats 🙏🏿 Tell him I’m going back on tour

[GalvestonCountyHumor @G_County_Humor]

It's a female from Galveston that'll make him look like a rookie

[ESPN @espn]

JOEY CHESTNUT'S DOMINANCE CONTINUES 🐐

Chestnut downs 70.5 hot dogs to win his 17th Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest title 🏆 🌭

[ABC News @ABC]

The U.S. government is preparing to breed billions of flies and dump them out of airplanes over Mexico and southern Texas to fight a flesh-eating maggot. https://t.co/2hJPbdg6Zo

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

This is one of those situations when you lost but still won. I’m grateful for last night. No regrets to get in ring one last time.

I almost died in June. Had 8 blood transfusions. Lost half my blood and 25lbs in hospital and had to fight to get healthy to fight so I won.

To have my children see me stand toe to toe and finish 8 rounds with a talented fighter half my age in front of a packed Dallas Cowboy stadium is an experience that no man has the right to ask for. Thank you 🙏

#PaulTyson

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@ykkswb Zhou Yaqin has to be the cutest Olympic medallist so far. 🥺😍

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Earlier this week, Michelle and I called our friend @KamalaHarris. We told her we think she’ll make a fantastic President of the United States, and that she has our full support. At this critical moment for our country, we’re going to do everything we can to make sure she wins in November. We hope you’ll join us.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

WHO DID THIS?

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

What happened to “any time, any place”?

[DJ Diesel @djdiesel]

Guess who I found in Nashville…

[Tigah Paul 🐅 @TigahPaul]

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